Ask Pam (AMP)

Sarky

Dear Pam,

What ever DID happen to old-fashioned love?

Yours,
Sarky.

StupidLikeAFox

Pam, i, too, have a fiery passion for limericks, and im having trouble finishing this one which has a first line of:
''i once ate a fabulous orange''
Could you finish this for me?

Thanks,
Lonely and Confused

Steven

"while listening to someone say florange"

and for a last line try
"But there's no such word as kaplorange"

Rozabeez

Dear pam, is it true that black and navy should never be worn together?

elivsvonchiaing

Never mind her Pam you were gorgeous at boards beers

BEAT

Dear Pam,
Will I ever find a guy who will give me half a chance?
not just some lad who wants to get in my pants,
a guy who will love me for who I am
not some guy who doesnt give a damn?

Yours,
Beat

pickarooney

Steven wrote:

"while listening to someone say florange"

and for a last line try
"But there's no such word as kaplorange"

you could try quorange.

elivsvonchiaing

Jebus H! I'm really missing the rep system here - it's not about rep-whoring as far as I'm concerned!

Just have to post this to say good one Beat!

BEAT

elivsvonchiaing wrote:

Jebus H! I'm really missing the rep system here - it's not about rep-whoring as far as I'm concerned!

Just have to post this to say good one Beat!

hehehe thanks elvis
will be interested to see what pam comes back with

amp

Please hold, I say, as tired as fuck,
I have not forgotten, nor am I stuck,
Just mad busy,
My heads in a tizzy,
So I'll get these all done tomorrow with any luck.

amp

Ali Cat wrote:

Dear Pam,
Is Boards really an adequate substitute for sleep? And is this really how you spell adequte, you know the word that's synonymous with sufficient?

This Cat does ask a question of worth,
I often stay up to revel in boards mirth,
But the bags on my eyes,
Tell me no lies,
Thank god for the backup that preserves boards girth.

amp

Sarky wrote:

Dear Pam,

What ever DID happen to old-fashioned love?

Yours,
Sarky.

Sarky speaks of love the old-fashioned way,
Before women could vote and men were not gay,
Love is still here,
It's just we've all got more fear,
But we'll all find true love some sunny day.

amp

ColHol wrote:

Pam, i, too, have a fiery passion for limericks, and im having trouble finishing this one which has a first line of:
''i once ate a fabulous orange''
Could you finish this for me?

Thanks,
Lonely and Confused

I once ate a fabulous orange,
It tasted nearly as good as my grannies blamange,
Now please quit,
You're being a git,
Cos I've run out of things that ryhme with orange.

amp

Rozabeez wrote:

Dear pam, is it true that black and navy should never be worn together?

A question of colours does Rozabeez give me,
The truth is I've lost the advice of Fashion tv,
But don't be a sheep,
And these words do keep,
Be yourself and colours don't matter you see?

amp

BEAT wrote:

Dear Pam,
Will I ever find a guy who will give me half a chance?
not just some lad who wants to get in my pants,
a guy who will love me for who I am
not some guy who doesnt give a damn?

Yours,
Beat

Beat has a poser that's been asked through the ages,
Just look at Personal Issues and all of it's pages,
If there's one thing that's true,
First you must love you,
Self respect is the key to earning loves wages.

Rozabeez

did sarky bribe you?

amp

Rozabeez wrote:

did sarky bribe you?

No money passed hands, no cash was I given,
I'm no more wealthy and have no high-livin',
Why do you ask?,
I'm fulfulling my task,
Answering questions with answers is what I have striven.

BEAT

pam wrote:

Beat has a poser that's been asked through the ages,
Just look at Personal Issues and all of it's pages,
If there's one thing that's true,
First you must love you,
Self respect is the key to earning loves wages.

ofcourse I love me,
dont be absurd...
I am not your
run of the mill bird

For all the love I have
no man has yet discovered,
the treasure that lies beneath
what brings friends to lovers.

JBoyle4eva

Dear Pam,

Will ever find out the answer to the ever lasting question; Which came first: The chicken or the Egg?

StupidLikeAFox

BEAT wrote:

ofcourse I love me,
dont be absurd...
I am not your
run of the mill bird

For all the love I have
no man has yet discovered,
the treasure that lies beneath
what brings friends to lovers.

im falling in love with you already.....!

amp

JBoyle4eva wrote:

Dear Pam,

Will ever find out the answer to the ever lasting question; Which came first: The chicken or the Egg?

Which came first the egg or the chicken?,
Is the question that jboyle4eva has chosen to pickin',
The egg came before,
The chicken I'm sure,
Dinosaurs had eggs so this problem I'm lickin'.

keu

Pam, I know your very tired from answering all these questions but I would really like to know what to do with trolls?

ps: can you involve some bloodlust in your answer?

Naos

Howya Pam..

How long is a piece of string??

pickarooney

Poor BEAT's love-life has gone down the crapper
She needs a man dashing and dapper
But please heed this warning
He must stay past morning
As she isn't some class of a slapper

The sole advice I have for BEAT
Even though the poor girl is in heat
Is to keep having patience
As regards sexual relations
The right guy she'll eventually meet

PH01

Pam, what else will I get the wife for Christmas apart from Chanel No.19 which I've got already?
Cheers,
P.

pickarooney

PH, it's all very well
To buy fancy gifts from Chanel
But unless she's real skanky
Your dear Mrs. Hankey
Needs much more just to cover your smell

BEAT

pickarooney wrote:

Poor BEAT's love-life has gone down the crapper
She needs a man dashing and dapper
But please heed this warning
He must stay past morning
As she isn't some class of a slapper

The sole advice I have for BEAT
Even though the poor girl is in heat
Is to keep having patience
As regards sexual relations
The right guy she'll eventually meet

It is true and
the waiting game I must play...
but I am getting older and
my hair is turning gray.

Your words are sweet
I will take them & leave
no worries on my mind
no chains on my feet

the right one will come
so my life I will lead
with love on my mind
hope in my heart indeed.

Sarky

Dear Pam,

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

Yours sincerely,
Sarky.

amp

keu wrote:

Pam, I know your very tired from answering all these questions but I would really like to know what to do with trolls?

ps: can you involve some bloodlust in your answer?

Keu stands proud against a dark background,
Her blood boils with all the trolls abound,
Deaths too good,
Torture them you should,
And from them hear an agonising sound.

amp

Mear wrote:

Howya Pam..

How long is a piece of string??

"Yawn" I cried, when reading this post,
But of it I suspose I should make the most,
This is the thing,
The length of some string,
Is as long or as short as the width of a ghost.