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    #182
    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Yoh! Pam posted this thread - I feared it dead!
    I felt fed by the volume -yeah! - by the volume -yeah!...
    The pro posts and the no-posts got me thinkin' yeah!

    Then I began to sober up and think wtf am i posting a rap post? The hangover vengance is yet to come!

    p.s. hope there's not too much rapper vengance tbh - EMINEM sucks - just imop. Will duke it out if Eminem is interested! :D

    pPs. This would be weaponless combat - still think EMINEM would need to sign something re: medical car - (disclaimer + contract re: my potential hospitialisalion:("!)

    Thoughts of possible venues for conflict: MGM grand LV. Temple Bar - get how well your known.


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    #183
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    agent smith wrote:
    pam: why do i have a hangover?

    The answer to the this would seem obvious,
    You drank till you became oblivious,
    You're dehydrated,
    Lack of sleep related,
    Hangovers tell us we've been mischievous.


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    #184
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Sarky wrote:
    Dear Pam,

    Why is it so dark in here? Oh, crap! What was that sound?

    Yours,

    SarkAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaargh

    There was a young poster called Sarky,
    Who was very much afraid of the darky,
    The monsters did come,
    And soon he was done,
    The moral is always pay the ESB.


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    #185
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Pam, why am I at home on New Year's Eve? With my mother?

    Posters who spend New Years with their mothers,
    There is no shame or no bothers,
    It's just another night,
    That's just mathmatically right,
    So don't worry there'll be many others.


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    #186
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    elivsvonchiaing wrote:
    Yoh! Pam posted this thread - I feared it dead!
    I felt fed by the volume -yeah! - by the volume -yeah!...
    The pro posts and the no-posts got me thinkin' yeah!

    Not a question but ryhme done in rap,
    Which elivsvonchiaing admits to be crap,
    But this I will say,
    I have not forgotten Dre,
    And I occasionally wear backwards my cap.


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    #187
    Winters
    Registered Users Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Pam, why am I so glum?


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    #188
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    dear pam, will my sisters 18th suck? its in a disco shack thing


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    #189
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    pam, will doonothings sister suck?

    if i ask nicely


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    #190
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Dearest Pam,
    Why do my eyes hurt?

    Yours,
    Matthew


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    #191
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Winters wrote:
    Pam, why am I so glum?


    After the New Year good cheer,
    Welcome to the Monday of the year,
    It's still dull,
    Thoughts you do mull,
    So finish off the last of the beer.


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    #192
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    doonothing wrote:
    dear pam, will my sisters 18th suck? its in a disco shack thing

    I don't want to be a pedant,
    But see into the future, I can't,
    It's all muddled you see,
    Can't see cleary,
    May your sis get all that she wants.


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    #193
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    ColHol wrote:
    pam, will doonothings sister suck?

    if i ask nicely

    Ah the age old question of teen,
    Will she bail or will she be keen?,
    Let me say this,
    If you want it kissed,
    You'd better make sure that it's clean.


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    #194
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    Dearest Pam,
    Why do my eyes hurt?

    Yours,
    Matthew

    I'm a wordsmith not a doctor dagnabit,
    These medical queries are becoming a habit,
    Your eyes are in pain,
    From applying Regaine,
    Your hair will fall out if you grab it.


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    #195
    Ali Cat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭Ali Cat


    Dear Pam,
    I'm so confused, should I move away from the life I've built here to follow my dreams?


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    #196
    ARGINITE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭ARGINITE


    Dear Pam
    I recently got a large amount of "NO more gaps" stuck in my bum what should I do?
    200174.jpg


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    #197
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Ali Cat wrote:
    Dear Pam,
    I'm so confused, should I move away from the life I've built here to follow my dreams?

    Ali Cat is torn between home and away,
    Should she fly from the nest or stay?
    One thing I know,
    Life's just a show,
    So watch as much as you can every day.


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    #198
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    ARGINITE wrote:
    Dear Pam
    I recently got a large amount of "NO more gaps" stuck in my bum what should I do?
    200174.jpg

    To the doctor with thee asap,
    For the removal of the blockage anally,
    Please heed what I've spoken,
    Your crack is not broken,
    And I'm still without a medical Phd.


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    #199
    ARGINITE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭ARGINITE


    quite bloody excellent :D


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    #200
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Dear Pam, why do I fall over so much?


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    #201
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,621 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dear Pam,
    Evaluate my worth as a poster. Solve for x.


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    #202
    parker larkin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭parker larkin


    Pam, this thread and you are nothing short of genius!



    Can you tell me why my nose itches so much these days?


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    #203
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    dearest pam
    can you make a limerick so great that even YOU couldnt write it?


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    #204
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Dear Pam,

    If I gave you some money, would you go to bed with me?

    Yours,
    Sarky.


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    #205
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    parker larkin wrote:
    Pam, this thread and you are nothing short of genius!



    Can you tell me why my nose itches so much these days?

    It's terrible, 'cause nostril itches
    Can be such downright sons of bitches
    But this tale could be darker
    Don't be a nosey Parker
    If you do you might end up in stitches


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    #206
    parker larkin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭parker larkin


    okay I'm scared :eek:


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    #207
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Pam,

    why are monkeys so evil


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    #208
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,621 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pam why are you not answering our questions :mad:


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    #209
    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Methinks money has changed hands here ... :p


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    #210
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pfft, I wish...


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    #211
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
    please come back us, how do you expect us to fend for ourselves without your wisdom?? i weep pam, i weep


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