Ask Pam (AMP)

pickarooney

Is Pam's time on this earth now up ?

koneko

Dear pam,
Why aren't you posting more limericks? The masses are revolting.

elivsvonchiaing

pickarooney wrote:

Is Pam's time on this earth now up ?

Was looking like time on this thread was up... Methinks Pam likes to get revolted though :cool:

Chad ghostal

Hes flown the coup
i kill me - i know its chickens, stop being so pedantic.

elivsvonchiaing

ronoc wrote:

Dear Pam,
Evaluate my worth as a poster. Solve for x.

* Puts on Blue wig - sick of waiting for Pam's return *

Dear Ronoc,
You are just a PG15 poster - need more filth for the X factor!

Not Pam,

Me Elivs!

elivsvonchiaing

Sarky wrote:

Dear Pam,

If I gave you some money, would you go to bed with me?

Yours,
Sarky.

* re-adjust blue-wig *
Absolutely,

This could be for just 5ns - It would strictly depend on the amount - suspect you don't fancy me anyhow!

elivsvonchiaing

doonothing wrote:

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
please come back us, how do you expect us to fend for ourselves without your wisdom?? i weep pam, i weep

* combs blue wig *
Pam is gone!
You may address me as Elivs - (Hint, hint, hint, hint, hint,hint... Pam - please come back or they'll expect me to answer their fúckin limericks before long ffs! )

pickarooney

Matthewthebig has a query
Why our simian friends are so eerie
Just how evil can apes be?
The answer escapes me
But you're definitely right to be leery

pickarooney

ronoc wonders why Pam will not answer
Has she now swapped her dress for some pants, sir?
But instead, it's believed
In a bid to conceive
She's become an exotic Thai dancer

Some folks seem to be tearing up
While others just don't give a fup
Is (s)he lad now or lady?
In the words of Slim Shady
Will the real amp or pam now stand up

pickarooney

ronoc wonders as well what he's worth
is his name up in lights or just dirt
so, deriving for x
ronoc ur teh sex!
(well we don't want the chap to be hurt)

pickarooney

koneko, who fears for her life
pictures scenes of unrest and of strife
but the threat of rebellion
like that of David Bellion
is hardly what one would call rife

or maybe Im being a bit thick
or have got the wrong end of the stick
perhaps she is calling
catholic rituals appalling
I'm admittedly not all that quick

koneko

dear pickarooney,
you smell like strawberries
i don't really have a question though

pickarooney

Wat aardig, zeg, lieve koneko!
Ben je soms fan van art deco?
Ik vind aardbeien leuk en
Heb er veel van in mijn keuken
Dichtbij de kooi van mijn gecko

koneko

LOLers, vreemd, maar wel interessant
je hebt 'r een talent voor joh, mr dichter
mmmm aardbeien

StupidLikeAFox

hahahaha

















(i dont speak german)

Rozabeez

Dear Pam, how come everything i touch dies?

koneko

ColHol wrote:

(i dont speak german)

Who's speaking German?

Back on topic everyone (including me).

pickarooney

Rozabeez needs a dose of reality
There is just no escape from mortality
Should you touch it or not
It will die, and then rot
Lest you're doing MK-style fatalities

Santa Claus

Dear Pam,
How come no-one brings me presents for christmas ?

Also, do flies sleep ?

Santa

BEAT

Dear Pen...err I mean Santa Claus

I offered to give you a present,
I even wrapped myslef nicely
waitng under the tree...
but to my dismay you never came to thee.

So stuff your own stocking
and pull your own sleigh
next year I certainly wont say
for you to come down my chimnay

pickarooney

Mr. Claus, have you talked to your elves?
The ones who are now stacking shelves
They've all worked double shifts
Just to make you nice gifts
With never a thought for themselves

But yet you claim not to get presents
Though you give to the kings and the peasants
Have you actually looked
Or are you still fooked
From that huge feed of lager and pheasant?

Santa Claus wrote:

Also, do flies sleep ?

Now this question is more consequential
And to find a response it's essential
To see that if flies
Don't, then they dies
But let's not get too existential

And BEAT...

The reason your romantic meeting
Went the way of the bowld Ronan Keating
Is not because Santy
Didn't want in your panties
But dammit, you've got central heating!

JBoyle4eva

Dear Pam,

Am I paranoid, or should i start studying for my Junior Cert for the 9 honors I'm doing?

pickarooney

Our young friend here JBoyle4eva
Gets told constantly "It's now or neva"
It's not just paranoia
They do that to annoy ya
They all know you're exceedingly cleva

Stalfos

Dear PAM,
you havent answered anything in weeks, how come?

amp

Wtf? How many of the damn things did she write? (There's one for those bored at work*).

Oh, the stupid hag left behind one:

Sorry to all those left behind,
I am gone and so is amps mind,
It's not the end,
More like a bend,
Thanks for the praise, you were most kind.


Yeah whatever, I'm going to do this thing on a much bigger scale. If arseface can write that many crappy limericks then oh... the possibilities THE ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES!!!!!111TWO

Sarky

Dear Amp:

Who are you and what have you done with our beloved Pam?

Rozabeez

Dear Amp,
Sarky is in love with me....but I think he's a crazy old man, how do I let him down gently?

elivsvonchiaing

Rozabeez wrote:

Dear Amp,
Sarky is in love with me....but I think he's a crazy old man, how do I let him down gently?

* looks around - no sign of amp or pam... *
Give him a sympathy shag, 'coz he'll likely need it after reading that post :rolleyes:

Sarky

Rozabeez wrote:

Dear Amp,
Sarky is in love with me....but I think he's a crazy old man, how do I let him down gently?

Heh, you young kids and your crazy ideas...

koneko

Pam is dead.
Long live Amp.