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Funniest tracks ??

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  • 01-04-2001 1:05am
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    Kali
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    have like loads of comedy stuff but best tracks that stand out are:

    Forget guys name - Cows With Guns
    Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace
    Arnold Schwarzenegger - Total Recall
    Denis Leary - *******
    Leonard Nimoy - If I Had A Hammer

    anway im needing more funny songs.. any ideas?


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    Fidelis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,425 ✭✭✭Fidelis


    Dr. Demento - Cows With Guns wink.gif

    Drew Carey - 101 Big Díck Jokes
    MC Hawking - Crazy
    Cubass - Ballad Of Ross Gordon
    Nil Desperandum


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    spod
    Registered Users Posts: 332 ✭✭spod


    wesley willis - anything by him

    slim cessnas auto club - anything by them

    you should be able to download mp3s from http://www.alternativetentacles.com/

    anytime i'm ****ed off I put on wesleys greatest hits vol II and I can't help smiling.


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Bill Bailey's "Beautiful Ladies" is a parody of Chris DeBurgh - but it's flawless - it *IS* DeBurgh smile.gif Either that or his Medieval Porn track...

    Dennis Leary's A$$hole is class, as is Sandler's Medium Pace.


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [honey i] violated [the kids]


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    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    CUcumbers in space - DS9 Soundtrack

    Listen to it, it's mad and funny
    but surprising good !!!!!!!
    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


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    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    ....and noone has mentioned Weird Al Yankovic yet?!?

    PUSA pull a double-winner by having amusing and surreal lyrics, while the band are actually talented musicians biggrin.gif


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    DadaKopf
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    fish heads


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    Lenny
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    its not really a song, a prank phone call

    Kerpal- She kicked my dog.
    its funny biggrin.gif


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    Sliotar
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    whats the name of the adam sandler song in the wedding singer? you know the one he plays for drew barrymore "i love you..... BUT IT WAS BULL****......... etc..." i liked that 1


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    UNIFLU
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    Heres a few more...

    Frank Zappa - Yellow Snow

    Kevin Bloody Wilson - Dont know song names

    Weird Al Yankovich - Beach Boys Tune

    mmmmm, must listen to some tonight....

    E.


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    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Any of Bill Bailey's tracks esp. that Billy Bragg pi$$take and his medieval porno music.

    Vic Reeves cover of 'Vienna'.

    Leonard Nimoy 'The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins'.


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    Lucutus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭Lucutus


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by UNIFLU:
    Weird Al Yankovich - Beach Boys Tune

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    You mean the song 'Trigger Happy' ?


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    Bard
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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sliotar:
    whats the name of the adam sandler song in the wedding singer? you know the one he plays for drew barrymore "i love you..... BUT IT WAS BULL****......... etc..." i liked that 1</font>

    Good call... T'was called "Somebody Kill Me Please".

    Can't believe nobody's mentioned the Big Yin yet...

    A few additions to the list:

    Billy Connolly - Stainless Steel Wellies
    Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty Fly for A Rabbi, Fat, and loads more...
    Bananas at Large - Da 30 Point Buck
    The music & songs from The Goon Show

    Bard
    "Ooh! You're so clever today you'd better be careful your foot doesn't fall off." -Nursie


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    Shiminay
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    What about Monty Python's "Sit On My Face" or "Never be rude to Sam wink.gif"


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [honey i] violated [the kids]


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    Panda
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    Dr. Demento - Cows With Guns biggrin.gif mental song!

    Adam Sandler - Seven foot man. hilarious

    That skit they did on Shaggys new song.
    Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda


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    Da Bounca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Da Bounca


    toy dolls - nellie the elephant
    sweet - little willie


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    Jim Daniels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭Jim Daniels


    King Missile: Jesus was way cool
    Bongwater: Nick Cave Dolls
    Ween: The Blarney Stone
    Jilted John: Jilted John
    Johnny Cash: The man who wouldn't cry


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    ButcherOfNog
    Registered Users Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭ButcherOfNog


    Star Trek - The Lost Gay Episode.mp3 smile.gif


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    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Leonard Nimmoy - Bilbo Baggins or anything else
    William Shantne - not funny songs but he's so crap!
    Brent Spinner - Just the fact that he would try to cash in on Data's *smirk* 'coolness' with his album "Old Yellow Eyes is Back" is laughable.

    The king has to be the piece of **** car song :

    Singer : If any girl ever sees my car, there's no way I'll ever bang her.
    Backing Singers : He never, ever get the pu$$y. biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif



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    TwoShedsJackson
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    I nearly forgot the seminal Jello Biafra/Mojo Nixon collaboration: 'Debbie Gibson is Pregnant with my Two-Headed Love Child'


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    neuro-praxis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    "I'm an *******" by Dennis Leary, or "She don't use jelly" by Ben Folds Five....

    Aactually lots of Ben Folds Five stuff - "Your Redneck Past" and "One Angry Dwarf".

    heh heh
    Give me back my towel. I'll sue.


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    neuro-praxis
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    the missing word is "a$$hole"


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    neuro-praxis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    And it is at about this point that neuro notices that that song was mentioned in the first post ever and she didn't pay attention.


    *walks off, sighing*
    Give me back my towel. I'll sue.


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    #24
    Illkillya
    Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Illkillya


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DadaKopf:
    fish heads</font>

    waaaaaaan!!

    http://clans.quake.ie/fh/
    (its our theme song)


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    FreaK_BrutheR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭FreaK_BrutheR


    She Don't Use Jeely is origionally a Flaming Lips song. didn't know ben folds five covered it.

    Lawnmower Deth - Enter the Church of the Apocolyptic Lawnmower
    Metal Duck - Cheese Puff Deth Squad
    Mucky Pup - Can't You Take A Joke
    MOD - Charlie's Theme
    SOD - Pre Menstrual Princess Blues.
    Frank Zappa - Valley Girl (loads of great stuff really from zappa....king!)
    Elvis Hitler - Supersadomasichisticexpialidocious.

    To name a few that were'nt mentioned before like.
    _ _ _ _ _________ _ _ _ _
    <A HREF="http://homepage.eircom.net/~cullenm&quot; TARGET=_blank>
    sig.jpg
    </A>
    http://run.to/pile


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    * points the EDIT out to neuro-praxis

    Anyway - Valley Girl - played Mark - forgot about that one!

    I once wrote a song about Jellybeans - it was really good. Honestly.
    Then of course there was the one about Trojan's sister while we were all more than a bit toasted smile.gif

    Dav gets his guitar and leaves


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [honey i] violated [the kids]


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    #27
    DadaKopf
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    King Missile: Sensitive Artist



    "I collect spores, moulds and fungus."


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    #28
    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kharn:
    Bill Bailey's "Beautiful Ladies" is a parody of Chris DeBurgh - but it's flawless - it *IS* DeBurgh smile.gif Either that or his Medieval Porn track...

    </font>


    What about The Leg Of Time ??


    "Oh Terry, you slag, you nicked the leg of time, give it back before you get a slap..."



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    #29
    harVee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭harVee


    Woody Allen "Spot"
    without it there would be no others
    h*


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    Brummers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭Brummers


    Ben Folds Five - For all of y'all who wear fanny packs

    Bentframe - Chipmunks with attitude

    urrrrrrrrrrrr

    MxPx - Take on me (wan wan wan)
    Which ******* made my bed so comfortable?


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    [IAR]Nevermind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 838 ✭✭✭[IAR]Nevermind


    jerky brothers : FURBY


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