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Chocolate quips and quotes

  • 02-12-2004 1:21am
    #1
    joe.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭


    Man cannot live by chocolate alone - but woman can!

    Life is uncertain - eat dessert first!

    I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter....

    There is nothing better than a good friend - except a good friend with chocolate.

    A balanced diet consists of items from the five major food groups:
    dairy, grains, meats, fruits/vegetables, and chocolate.

    Coffee.... Chocolate.... Men....
    Some things are just better when they're rich!

    Nothing chocolate... nothing gained.

    Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.

    Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!

    Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!

    I'll eat anything, as long as it's chocolate.

    I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process....
    It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

    Just give me the chocolate and no one gets hurt!

    Ten excuses for eating chocolate:

    1. I love it.
    2. I love it.
    3. I love it.
    4. I love it.
    5. I love it.
    6. I love it.
    7. I love it.
    8. I love it.
    9. I love it.
    10. I love it.


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  • #2
    memphis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    I'm starting to think that I should unban bmarley for these posts. Ya know if he hadn't started to post up such silly spam, and try my patience these posts would have gotten the credit they deserve!


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