Where can I buy an inflatable doll?

Tom Dunne

We are doing that Kris Kringle crap at work and I got the boss.

As he is a single man, I would like to liven his private life up a bit. But I don't know where I could get one of those blow up dolls.

Any ideas where and how much (the cheapest of the cheap - just the way he likes his women )?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you must hate your job

aidan_walsh

Perhaps these might help?

Gordon

Joke shops do them I think

raphaelS

tom dunne wrote:

We are doing that Kris Kringle crap at work and I got the boss.

As he is a single man, I would like to liven his private life up a bit. But I don't know where I could get one of those blow up dolls.

Any ideas where and how much (the cheapest of the cheap - just the way he likes his women )?

Try the Wanted forum and ask for a second-hand...


Sorry could not resist!
Raphael

Spalk0

tom dunne wrote:

We are doing that Kris Kringle crap at work and I got the boss.

As he is a single man, I would like to liven his private life up a bit. But I don't know where I could get one of those blow up dolls.

Any ideas where and how much (the cheapest of the cheap - just the way he likes his women )?

Thats what they all say! :rolleyes:

Come on now, own up, your getting it for yourself arent you!?

Tom Dunne

Trigger! wrote:

Thats what they all say! :rolleyes:

Come on now, own up, your getting it for yourself arent you!?

No, no, no.

I'd be more of a sheep man myself. Baaaaaaa.

Beruthiel

tom dunne wrote:

No, no, no.

I'd be more of a sheep man myself. Baaaaaaa.

your tag line suggests that you are, in fact, a cow man....

Spalk0

tom dunne wrote:

No, no, no.

I'd be more of a sheep man myself. Baaaaaaa.

Well you know what they say, the livlier they are, the better!

woosaysdan

you could always try those shops that sell novelty goods like lighters and phone covers etc... or you could just cut a hole in your teddy bear!!!

Tom Dunne

woosaysdan wrote:

or you could just cut a hole in your teddy bear!!!

Nah, heats up too quickly (friction).

And when all the stuffing falls out.....

Spalk0

tom dunne wrote:

Nah, heats up too quickly (friction).

And when all the stuffing falls out.....

......youve got yourself a messy situation!

woosaysdan

just ram it back in!!!

Spalk0

woosaysdan wrote:

just ram it back in!!!

That could be a sticky situation!

woosaysdan

its getting messy either way!!! and eventually sticky :eew:

Hobbes

www.realdoll.com may as well splash out. it is the boss after all.

woosaysdan

yeah id go with suck up rather than blow up tbh

Tom Dunne

woosaysdan wrote:

just ram it back in!!!

ROFL. Brilliant.

impr0v

Hobbes wrote:

www.realdoll.com may as well splash out. it is the boss after all.

rofl, here's the charlie doll, he looks like he's been watching too much teevee

OLDYELLAR

heh heh you could get one in some pound shops , I did before at school an stuck it in a guys locker , me an my friends goty caught though , got a permanent record for a pornographic offence in school oer it , funny though.
Dear ones you could get in ann summers or a sex shop , some joke shops do them too
your boss so lucky :)there very resilient

Blisterman

Yeah, Is that a good idea in work. It could be considered sexual harrasment.

jonny68

tom dunne wrote:

We are doing that Kris Kringle crap at work and I got the boss.

As he is a single man, I would like to liven his private life up a bit. But I don't know where I could get one of those blow up dolls.

Any ideas where and how much (the cheapest of the cheap - just the way he likes his women )?

Go on out of that tell the truth its for yourself.........

Xcom2

I tried to help and used Google to search for sex toy's but after what I found I think I need a lie down. :eek:

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