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The Confessional....

  • 02-12-2004 7:02pm
    #1
    Stephen P
    Registered Users Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭


    A married man goes into the confessional and says to his priest "I
    had an affair with a woman. . . almost."

    The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?"

    The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
    then I stopped."

    The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
    You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say
    5 Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

    The man leaves the confessional, says his prayers, then walks
    over
    to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.

    The priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him saying, "I
    saw that you didn't put any money in the poor box!"

    The man replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
    apparently that's the same as putting it in.


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