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Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, Friday afternoon...

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  • 03-12-2004 4:07pm
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    PH01
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    ..nothing beats it....


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    The Sweeper
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    Friday evening. By a mile.


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    Sarky
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    For me, Monday morning beats the stuffing out of Friday. This is because I work weekends, and have Monday to Friday completely free.


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    PH01
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    Sarky wrote:
    For me, Monday morning beats the stuffing out of Friday. This is because I work weekends, and have Monday to Friday completely free.
    Then it would be Sunday evenings, no?


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    neuro-praxis
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    The anticipation...is delicious!

    In twenty minutes I hit the pool, then the pub, then dinner, then the cinema.

    OH GOD YES I LOVE THE WEEKEND.


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    Sarky
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    PH01 wrote:
    Then it would be Sunday evenings, no?

    Not when you work night shifts, no. Freedom begins 8am Monday, and often involves staying up with a PS2 and Prince Of Persia.


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    woosaysdan
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    whats the difference between an egg and a blowjob?
    you can beat an egg but you cant beat a blowjob :D


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    Sarky
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    Also, one is the undeveloped embryo of a bird, while the other is an act of oral love.


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    woosaysdan
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    Sarky wrote:
    Also, one is the undeveloped embryo of a bird, while the other is an act of oral love.
    take all the fun out of it!!! :)


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    Sarky
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    I love anti jokes.

    Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotsman all go to visit a wishing well. They get some souvenirs and take some photographs and go home.


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    Santa Claus
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    Are you really the lowest form of wit Sarky or is that just a vicious rumour !?!


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    Sarky
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    Whoever said sarcasm was the lowest form of wit was a dry old bastard devoid of any humour himself. It's all jealousy.


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    Santa Claus
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    What, the bloke from Wu Tang made that remark up ?
    Does that mean my mother listened to Wu Tang (she must have as she's always using his sarcasm quote on me)


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    simu
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    Ahhhhhhhhhh indeed and I'm going to a boards event tonight!


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