Christmas themed texts

Bicky

Anyone got any funny christmas themed texts.
Got this one the other day
"Merry xmas. A bit early i guess, but i know thousands of cool and sex people so i thought id start with the ugly ****ers first"
It made me smile

Also got this one tonight.
"As we move into the festive season its very important to remember that a doggy is not just for x-mas..... its a great position all year round!!!"
That one didnt make me smile really, but you get the picture.

JBoyle4eva

I can remember a mate of mine had a Nokia phone 2 yeras ago and he got a text message with atree that had blinking ots representing lights. Was really cool for a non-colour screen phone. Pity I hadn't a mobile then. Would've liked that messgae.

Miguel_Sanchez

My first BAH HUMBUG post of the season will follow in.......

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I hate ****ing Christmas texts - such a dull and insincere way of wishing someone happy christmas. Not that I like cards either but these forwarded ****ing texts really are the lowest of the low. They're about as funny as a steel tipped boot in the face and only slightly less painful when read.

BAH ****ING HUMBUG!!!

Hugh Hefner

Forget Christmas texts, I HATE ALL TEXTS!! They're so impersonal and the feeling I get is that this person would rather spend more time 'typing' and annoy the people around him/her than hear my voice!

cujimmy

xmas is coming & the goose is getting fat
Thought I'd send a card to an ugly twat
txt is cheap and times are hard
so heres your fuc*in xmas card

Basq

Bit of a soppy one here..

"If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, don't worry... 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!"

Or not specifically for Christmas, but it does apply..

"Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now fu*k off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Bicky

cujimmy wrote:

txt is cheap and times are hard
so heres your fuc*in xmas card

lol. A few of my mates will be getting this one.

basquille wrote:

"If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, don't worry... 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!"

Might send a few of these too

Thanks lads.

Rozabeez

I got one that has an envelope and you press down to get the card. pretty cool actually, til i changed it to happy birthday.