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Invent A Word

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    #32
    Mutant_Fruit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭Mutant_Fruit


    Techorium A place where technical graphics is practised by industrious leaving cert students.

    Wizzbang This occurs when you intend to urinate, but instead pass gass through your oriface.


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    #33
    briano
    Registered Users Posts: 678 ✭✭✭briano


    Irotic: When something is both erotic and Ironic. Like if a girl said "I'd never sleep with you, even if you were the last guy on earth". And Then You end up being the last guy on earth. And she sleeps with you.


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    #34
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Extracula(from extract-medical noun)-a procedure to draw blood from a patients neck.

    Give that patient an extracula for the clot in her neck stat!


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    #35
    ALLGOOD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭ALLGOOD


    Muntish ... to mean terrible / awful.


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    #36
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,436 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Newdity: indecent exposure.


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    #37
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,436 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Phallacy: "Mine is bigger than yours".


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    #38
    VanUsal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭VanUsal


    Fingle (verb): To search for an object, tearing your house apart, only to realize that you threw it out last week with the absolute certainty that you would never ever need to use it ever.

    Finglet: The object in question.

    There is a very good book by Douglas Adams called ‘The Meaning Of Liff’ which takes strange place names from around Britain and Ireland and puts them to new uses.
    e.g. Spoolteen: The collection of small change in foreign currency and out of date coinage which is left piled up on your sideboard.


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    #39
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    ROFLCopter : noun An airborne transportation device abstractly constructed from the oscillations of prone laughter.


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    #40
    Raam
    Registered Users Posts: 14,317 ✭✭✭✭Raam


    Kwyjibo...a dumb, balding, North American ape, with no chin, or to cheat at scrabble


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    #41
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    heterhomobivarisexual - someone who can change from bein gay to straight to bi without knowing it, at any particular time, for no particular reason


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    #42
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,436 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    boondoggle was the word at the tip of my tongure when I woke today. Google reveals it is a username on the net? Did I invent it or did I just invent it second?


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    #43
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,436 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    simplicated - management's new, improved, easier-to-spell word for "simple"


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    #44
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,436 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    "karmatel"™ = karma+cartel = Hobbes & Co.


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    #45
    positron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭positron


    'hoxy' : hot & foxy

    'ingronanus' : ignorant and an a*se! (overheard in radio)

    'politrics' : dirty political games (I think I have seen this printed before, ah well!)


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    #46
    bringitdown
    Registered Users Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    Ahh the Flimpsons:

    Skittlebrau - traditional alcoholic lager beer with skittles floating in it.
    Klau-kalash! - fictional ethnic food

    "Klau-kalash!"
    "I'll have a bowl"
    "No bowl, stick! Stick!"
    "Eww got anything to wash the awful taste out of my mouth?"
    "Mountain Dew or Crab Juice"
    "Ewww yech, I'll take a Crab Juice"

    Kermit-the-frag - muppet who continually gets fragged.


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    #47
    landser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭landser


    MEANDERTHAL:
    noun: a person who walks on the pavement, usually with others of the same genus, at an incredibly slow pace and three abreast, thereby blocking your route, when in a hurry to get somewhere..... usually american


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    #48
    Tiriel
    Registered Users Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭Tiriel


    spasmboozle - reaction to ice down ones back


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    #49
    fade2black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    bombosity....as in cheek....if someone jumps ahead of you in a Q....the shere bombosity of that fella


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    #50
    flyinfishmonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭flyinfishmonkey


    Schfiftyfive!

    Its fifty five, but with a difference..


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    #51
    2 Espressi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭2 Espressi


    Schfiftysix!

    It's Schfiftyfive plus one!


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    #52
    EKRIUQ
    Registered Users Posts: 4,386 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    fingtoting= jesture made with hand


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    #53
    lili
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭lili


    TALENTUOUS

    i just learnt lately that it wasn't an english word:D


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    #54
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    I know someone that invented the word "jibble" with no fixed meaning and then used it a lot and monitored its usage to see how it spread. It's now spread so far as to make it into the Hackers' Dictionary.

    http://www.jibble.org/jibblemeaning.php for his results.

    Another amusing diversion is to coin new meanings for existing words, e.g.:

    oyster n. One who frequently uses Yiddish expressions.


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    #55
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,436 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    locosexual - someone who is excited ot sexually excited by trains


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    #56
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,472 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    ha'penis - the relief felt on feeling a slight bowing of the old fellow, similar to the shape of a humpback bridge after a prlonged period of impotence.

    hyperbollocks - exaggerated exaggeration, as served up by ecstasy users.


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    #57
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,754 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    keybored - Killing time by using IRC or posting in the Cuckoo's Nest.


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    #58
    deedee lepoopoo
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭deedee lepoopoo


    Boxbreaker - A very well endowed male ;)


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    #59
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Pronoid,pronoia and pronoic.
    Much unlike paranoia,this is when you think that nobody is out to get you when in fact,everybody is.


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    #60
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Intertwingling: Mingling, Intertwined, Mixing up.


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    #61
    qz
    Registered Users Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Milkaronicatonic.

    Don't ask me what it means.


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