dodgy chocolate

Tivoli

can we talk about wierd things found in chocolate, or is this a "chocolate is good" blinded fan club

trotter_inc

Weird things in chocolate!?

Never found anything weird in choc thank god! Have you?

Tivoli

worst thing really was a hair, but after i complained i got 2 large selection boxes in the post 2 weeks before christmas last year-result

Abdiel

Found a dead earwig in a Toblerone once - got loads of free toblerones because of it though.

Tiriel

If I found a dead earwig in a Toblerone I'd never again want to eat another one!!!

Abdiel

Well I've never eaten another earwig

Tiriel

lol!!! did u eat the first one!!!!!

Abdiel

Almost !

memphis

mukki wrote:

can we talk about wierd things found in chocolate, or is this a "chocolate is good" blinded fan club

Mighty stuff.... continue at will!

woosaysdan

i found nuts in a dairymilk bar!!!

memphis

woosaysdan wrote:

i found nuts in a dairymilk bar!!!

Sure it wasn't the dairy milk nuts bar ya got, and was meant to have nuts in em?

woosaysdan

yeap it had a dairy milk wrapper on it and inside it was a one of the nut bars

Blisterman

I got a twirl with only one bar in it. I returned it and got loads of free chocolate.

memphis

Slightly off topic, but we got this Dubliner cheese once with a big mouldy patch on it, and it wasn't meant to be out of date until 2 weeks after the date we purchased it, we sent it back and then wrote back sayin it was open..... fu[kin' idiots we opened to use it only to find this big ugly green patch. We got a £5 voucher ok, big deal!

Anyway, back on topic, I've never found anything unusual in chocolate!

Khalim

Warning - do not read if you're squeamish

i once had a bad experience back when i was young ...

i had a chocolate bar - brand P-nut, a generic chocolate bar which on the wrapper said something like "milk chocolate covered peanuts" and this thing was shaped like a peanut.

so, i opened the wrapping and immediately started the bite off half of it. The chocolate tasted fine, but then i looked at the remaining half.

the insides of the chocolate bar contained an alarming sight of white wiggly things - i believe they're maggots ... sickened, i vomitted and threw away the chocolate bar. it kept me off chocolate for a while ...

Tiriel

Khalim wrote:

Warning - do not read if you're squeamish

i once had a bad experience back when i was young ...

i had a chocolate bar - brand P-nut, a generic chocolate bar which on the wrapper said something like "milk chocolate covered peanuts" and this thing was shaped like a peanut.

so, i opened the wrapping and immediately started the bite off half of it. The chocolate tasted fine, but then i looked at the remaining half.

the insides of the chocolate bar contained an alarming sight of white wiggly things - i believe they're maggots ... sickened, i vomitted and threw away the chocolate bar. it kept me off chocolate for a while ...

/ gag! :eek:

woosaysdan

thats just put me off chocolate for a while and cheese

shivface

i never found anything weird... except mybe a kitkat with no biscuity bit


that happens to me quite a lot now that i think about it

Ruu_Old

There was a news story a few years ago, a lady found a mouse head in her topic, or some bar. It was either a topic or mars

Bass.exe

Just the usual crap, Solid chocolate maltesers, Kit kat with no biscuit, After Eight with no mint.
One time I got chocolate peanuts in a bag of chocolate raisins. But then again, the bag did warn "May contain traces of nuts"... hmmm it says that on this packet of peanuts... intriguing....

MidnightQueen

Abdiel wrote:

Found a dead earwig in a Toblerone once - got loads of free toblerones because of it though.

Just send em all onto me!!


Ever find that 1 packet of Malteezers with only a few in it? I get that alot, its not fair!! Then theres the packet where u get a ****load in it!! YAY!!
Never found anything weird in chocolate before.

last year, friends house, tesco value chocloate going around, open a new packet, a maggot lookin out at me! It was dead obviously,

my friends grandad kept on saying
"wow that is good Value! A bit of meat too"

it was nasty though.

tinkerbell

I seem to have a knack for purchasing faulty bars of chocolate. And of course, I always send it back to Cadbury's. I reckon they know me by first name at this stage, hehe

Astro1996

Got a Big box of Malteezers for my mother once, opened the box to be greeted with white mouldy hairballs, it was like something out of gremlins (cue gremlins music)
Complained big time, needless to say we got a fair few large boxes of edible ones and other assorted goodies as a result.

MidnightQueen

*ROFL LOL

memphis

Astro1996 wrote:

Got a Big box of Malteezers for my mother once, opened the box to be greeted with white mouldy hairballs, it was like something out of gremlins (cue gremlins music)
Complained big time, needless to say we got a fair few large boxes of edible ones and other assorted goodies as a result.

Cool, Gremlins ate all your mammy's malteasers, nasty business that!