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The minister for Defence

joejoem · 2004-12-08 15:48:10

Anto (a Dublin scumbag) is cycling down Grafton Street when he is stopped by two mounted gardai. "Where did you get that Bicycle?" asked a garda. "I gori off santy" said anto. "Well you take that bike back to Santa and you tell him to put a light on the front and a light on the back of that bike, or the Gardaí will…

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Anto (a Dublin scumbag) is cycling down Grafton Street when he is stopped by two mounted gardai. "Where did you get that Bicycle?" asked a garda. "I gori off santy" said anto. "Well you take that bike back to Santa and you tell him to put a light on the front and a light on the back of that bike, or the Gardaí will confiscate it!" Said Garda number two. "Alroight, bu where did you get dem horses?" Replied Anto "We got them off the minister for defence." Said Garda number one. "Well you take dem horses back to the minister for defence, and tell him de bollix is supposed to be underneath the horse and not on top of it!"

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#2 08-12-2004 5:23pm

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good1

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#3 08-12-2004 5:36pm

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billy connolly told a version of thet last sat night in New Zealand

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#4 08-12-2004 9:57pm

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haha love it

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