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A Qusetion With No Answer!!!!

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  • #52
    Blisterman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    What's the opposite of if?


  • #53
    herobear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭herobear


    i thought the only question that has no answer was the following :

    why ?


  • #54
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Healio wrote:
    was jesus black?
    Of course Jesus was black. He was into Gospel, and went around calling everyone brother

    (I'll get my coat)


  • #55
    Steven
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    herobear wrote:
    why ?

    Because.


  • #56
    Blisterman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Why not?


  • #57
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    herobear wrote:
    i thought the only question that has no answer was the following :

    why ?
    Because you touch yourself at night


  • #58
    Pet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    What word in the english language rhymes with "orange"

    Splorange!*


    *definition only available with Oxford Dictionary - special Pet Edition.


  • #59
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Raphael wrote:
    Of course Jesus was black. He was into Gospel, and went around calling everyone brother


    He (she) could have been a woman. When there were a bunch of hungry people she fed them using only a few loves and fishes and even when she was dead she had to get up 'cos there was more work to do.



    *Gets coat as well*


  • #60
    Waltons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Waltons


    Healio wrote:
    question with no answer????

    how long is a piece of string?

    Twice its half.


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  • #61
    billy the squid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    If god is all powerful and can make anything, can he make a rock too heavy for him to lift.

    oh and do athiests get insurance against acts of god?


  • #62
    Kingp35
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,297 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kingp35


    billy the squid wrote:
    If god is all powerful and can make anything, can he make a rock too heavy for him to lift.

    ah but he wouldnt need to physically lift it would he


  • #63
    ][cEMAN**
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭][cEMAN**


    billy the squid wrote:
    If god is all powerful and can make anything, can he make a rock too heavy for him to lift.

    oh and do athiests get insurance against acts of god?

    1) yes - according to the 'holy trinity' jesus is god, so god can make a rock too heavy for jesus to lift. Whereas 'the father' would have no trouble.

    2) Yes they're covered. In Miracle on 34th street we saw the term "In god we trust" on the money. It didn't say "in god we believe". Just trust you're covered and you are - you don't need to believe in god. Besides, paying your premiums has a phrase relating to god on the legal tendar (in america this is btw) so technically you're affirming some relation to god in that transaction.

    **







    **I'm bored so don't blame me for this crap


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