Gloves

Spalk0 · 09-12-2004 12:28pm #1

A young man called Fergus wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart Ciara as they had not been together for very long and he
wanted to surprise her.
After careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would
strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
Accompanied by his sister he went to Arnotts and bought a dainty pair
of white gloves.
The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time.
During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and Ciara got the panties.

Without checking the contents Fergus sealed the package (with a kiss) and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

Dear Ciara,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening.

If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones
with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me
the pair that she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they
were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she
looked really smart even though they were a little tight on her.
She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and shiny,
in fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing them.
I wish I were there to put them on for you for the first time, as no
doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night."
All my love Fergus

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing."