jesus and drugs

Skellington · 09-12-2004 8:28pm #1

got sent this today. dont care if its up already, i thought it was brilliant.

Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to
an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the
world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order
to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves
andthen decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a
commission made up of some of the Members return to earth to get the different
types of drugs.

The secret operation is effective and two days later the commissioned disciples
begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock: "Who is
it?" "It's Paul" Jesus opens the door. What did you bring Paul?" "Hashish from
Morocco" "Very well son, come in."

another knock ... "Who is it?"
"It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ... "Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ..."Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring John?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ... "Who is it?"
"It's Luke"
Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Luke?"
"Speed from Amsterdam"
"Very well son, come in."

another knock ...

"Who is it?"

"It's Judas"

Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas?"

"FBI MOTHER F*CKERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"