Best Opening Line

Oh yeah

"I wish the music would play by itself
Shredded fingers...
No Ideas..." - Graham Coxon, I Wish (from The Sky Is Too High - wonderful album).

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"Thanks for posting your message, Oh yeah! "

- Hehe, that cracks me up. Oh yeah...

-ADREN-

"Ok well, hello ladies and gentlemen, this is a song I composed and its.. well its about me eating microwaved **** from a frog."

WhiteWashMan

killing hurts..has to be done
helmet

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Your Dungeon Is On An Incline;
Irate Creatures Cannot Play Marbles

Dont be at yourself

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I am the God of fu<k</font>

Marilyn Manson - Cake & Sodomy

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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham! You just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
hello.

black_wizardd

"You take my life but I'll take yours too...you fire your musket but I'll run you through...so when your waiting for the next attack, you'd better stand cause there's no turning back..." -> Iron Maiden, The Trooper.

"I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime, reflecting on my past life and it does'nt have much time, cause at 5 o'clock they take me to the gallows pole, the sands of time for me are running low...." -> Iron Maiden, Hallowed Be Thy Name

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But oh, no tears please, fear and pain may acompany death, but it is desire that sheperds its certainty, as we shall see...

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Sliotar

wot songs that from adren?

frood4t2

"I stand accused, just like you
of being born without a silver spoon."

This is Music, the Verve

Also like How to Disappear completely which was above...

frood4t2

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frood4t2
3stooges@mags.net

Paladin

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

Manach

I bit my tongue and stood in line
with not much to believe in
I bought into what I was sold
and ended up with nothing
Garbage, Not my idea of a good time

Bard

Shut your f**king face uncle f**ker / you're a c**k sucking a$$ licking uncle f**cker / you're an uncle f**cker yes it's true / nobody f**ks uncles quite like you...


Terence and Philip - Uncle Fu**ker
from South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut
(a seriously under-rated movie )

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Bard

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Ying-Tong-Iddle-I-Po!

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Molly

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You and me, we used to be together everyday together always</font>

No doubt - Don't Speak

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">You and me were meant to be, working free in harmony, one find day we'll fly away, don't u know that rome wasn' t built in a day, hey hey hey</font>

Morcheeba - Rome wasn't built in a day

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Theres something cold and blank, behind her smile, Shes standing on an overpass in a miracle mile.</font>

Marilyn Manson - Coma White

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Sometimes i feel like i dont have a partner, Sometimes i feel like my only friend is the city i live in, the city of angel's, lonely as i am together we cry</font>

RHCP - under the bridge

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime, reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time.</font>

Cradle of filth - Hallowed be thy name
(iron maiden cover i think)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Rape me.</font>

Nirvana - Rape me

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
i've been stuffed in your pocket for the last 100 days.</font>

Monster Magnet Spacelord

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
They slit our throats like we were flowers, and our milk has been devoured</font>

Marilyn Manson - Speed of Pain

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Hello darkness my old friend, i've come to talk with you again</font>

Simon and Garfunkle - Sounds of Silence

Moll Avid listener of all genres

The Pinky

If hospitals cure, then prisons must bring them pain
Archives OfPain
Manic Street Preachers

MiCr0

Moon River, wider than a mile:
I'm crossin' you in style someday.
Oh dreammaker, you heartbreaker,
Wherever you're goin', I'm goin'your way.
Two drifters, off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end,
Waitin' round the bend,
My huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.

Henry Mancini

Von

Mention the lord of the rings just once more
And I'll more than likely kill you - Dickie Davies Eyes by Half Man Half Biscuit

Douse them well in petrol, light a match quick, watch the fukkers burn - Burn a Goth by the otherwise utterly rubbish Extreme Noise Terror

Miguel_Sanchez

Under my thumb - the girl who once had me down
Under my thumb - the girl who once pushed me around
It's down to me, the difference in the clothes she wears.
It's down to me, the change has come.
She's under my thumb.

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Under My Thumb - Rolling Stones


So it's not loaded stadiums and ballparks
And we're not kids on swing sets on the black top
And I thought at 15 that I'd have it down by 16
And 24 keeps breathing in my face

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24 - Red House Painters


I fear that I'm ordinary - just like everyone

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Pumpkins - Muzzle


Sitting in the morning sun
I'll be sitting when the evening comes
Watching the ships roll in
And I'll watch em roll away again.

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Otis Redding - the ultimate slacker song - Dock of the Bay

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I'm the Dude

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Tazz T

'1994. Corruption. Racism. Hate. The church has failed. If jesus came down, he'd be shot.'

Old (eve of the apocalypse remix)
Machine Head

'10...9...8...7...6...6...6...'

Demonic - Testament

Hairy Homer

'They're selling postcards of the hanging
They're painting the passports brown
The beauty parlour is full of sailors
The circus is in town'

Desolation Row - Bob Dylan


'Well the first thing I'd like to say is: "Mandate, my Ass!" '
B-movie - Gill Scott Heron


'How could you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life?'
Eponymous song title - Fred Astaire

'Hey hey Momma say the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove'
Black Dog - Led Zeppelin

And some of the worst.....

Oh Life is bigger bigger than you and you are not me'

Huh? Losing my religion - Boney M

'If life is a river love is a boat'

AAARGHHHH !!! No Frontiers - Mary Black

'I am a sailor and you're my first mate'

Puke! The Voyage Christy Moore

purple monkey dishwasher

i am the key to the lock on your housethat keeps your toys in the basement,if you get to far inside,youll only see my reflection

climbing up the walls-radiohead

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its a beautiful day,but i dont see it that way

bad mother-therapy?

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hello,is there anyboby in there,just nod if you can hear me,is there anyone at all

comfortably numb-pink floyd

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i,hurt myself today,to see if i still feel,i focus on the pain,the only thing thats real

hurt-nine inch nails

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the world is my expense,the cost of my desire,jesus blessed me with a future and im protected by fire

sleep now in the fire-rage against the machine

Red Moose

1. "I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job....."
- Denis Leary, *******

2. "Welllllll, Kyles mom's a *****, she's a big fat *****, she's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world....."
- Cartman, Kyle's mom's a *****

3. Anything by William Shatner, but especially his remake of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Find this on WinMX or your online music sharer of choice. It's the funniest thing I have ever heard.

4. "Put your arms around me baby....."
- Adam Sandler, Medium Pace

jimmyjames

professor, what's another name for pirates treasure?
Why i think it's booty-boot-boot-booty

bettyboo

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
here's my handle, here's my spout....

Von

She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"
Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

Waitress In The Sky (The Replacements)

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Kali

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Red Moose:
4. "Put your arms around me baby....."
- Adam Sandler, Medium Pace
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A man of my own heart.. what a great track.

Red Moose

Kali: it's amazing such a master is still relatively unknown here. Anytime there's a guitar at a party, you know what your obligations are............

phobos

"We're going out there to destroy them, not to study, not to bring them back, but to wipe them out!". Aliens

;-phobos-)

Kopf

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by boddah:
"My vagina has 2 sets of lips"
-NOFX, My Vagina

"Truth, covered in security, i cant let you smother me"
-Nirvana, Lounge Act

"I'll start this song without any words, i got so high, i scratched till i bled"
-Nirvana, On a Plain

"I fear that i am ordinary, just like everyone"
-Smashing Pumpkins, ???????

"A heart thats full up like a landfill, a job that slowly kills you, bruises that wont heal"
-Radiohead, No surprises

"He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb"
-Blink182, Mutt

"Do you have the time to listen to me whine"
-Green Day, Basket case

and thats all i can think of right now


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That Smashing Pumpkins song is called "Muzzle", it's on Disc 1 of Mellon Collie & The Infinate Sadness.. May I suggest another quote from the same Album, Second CD, Track 5;

Shakedown 1979.. Cool kids never had the time.

Son of sam

here comes a girl with perfect teeth
i bet she wont be smiling at me
i know how jeffrey dahmer fells
lonely lonely

trigger inside-therapy?

day after day,my love turns gray,like the skin on a dying man

one of my turns-pink floyd
(the most depessing opening line)

Son of sam

here comes a girl with perfect teeth
i bet she wont be smiling at me
i know how jeffrey dahmer fells
lonely lonely

trigger inside-therapy?

day after day,my love turns gray,like the skin on a dying man

one of my turns-pink floyd
(the most depessing opening line)

plastic membrane

My Lovely Horse, Running through the fields...

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Who is The Beefy King ?

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Owing to an administrative error, the Pope had been replaced by Lemmy from Moterhead...

Jaden

Oh Right Ted.....

How about:

Even if I am in love with you,
All that's to say, what's it to you.....

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Hail To The King, Baby.

Jaden.
Mail: jaden@eircom.net