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    #62
    RopeDrink
    Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,599 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    "Things are changing... But nothing changes... And still, there are changes... Le Roi Est Mort, Vive Le Roi!"

    - Le Roi Est Mort, Vive Le Roi - Enigma.

    "No-One has to hurt, beyond the invisible..."

    - Beyond The Invisible - Enigma.
    [VAR]-RopeDrink***** was killed by IOL NoLimits with Headshot from Disconnect


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    #63
    Jack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭Jack


    Alone
    Listless
    Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room
    Young girl violins......

    PEARL JAM -- Daughter

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    And this i know his teeth as white as snow,
    What a gas it was to see,
    Walk her ever day into a shady place,
    With her lips she said...............

    The Pixies -- Gigantic

    I think your sick and i wanna go home

    Green Day-Emenius Sleepus

    Some of them wanna abuse you
    some of them wanna get used by you
    some of them want to abuse you
    some of them want to be abused

    Sweet Dreams -- Manson style

    I Wanna hold you wanna hold tight.
    get teenage kicks right throught the night
    alright.

    Undertones -- Teenage Kicks



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    #64
    C B
    Closed Accounts Posts: 616 ✭✭✭C B


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeff_Lebowski:
    So it's not loaded stadiums and ballparks
    And we're not kids on swing sets on the black top
    And I thought at 15 that I'd have it down by 16
    And 24 keeps breathing in my face
    24 - Red House Painters
    </font>

    Definitly the prize winner IMHO.

    Here's some more contenders,
    Jeane, The low life has lost its appeal
    Jeane - The Smiths

    I put on my raincoat to make it rain and sure enough the sky opened up again.
    Moving the Goalposts - Billy Bragg

    Girl had a baby and she gave it to the world, world didn't want to take the baby from the girl.
    basketcase - Compulsion.



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    #65
    Jimi-Spandex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭Jimi-Spandex


    One of these days,
    One of these fine old days
    I'm gonna be through.

    Gomez - Cowboy Song (such a cheesy song)

    I think its time we'll blow this scene,
    Get everybody and the stuff together,
    OK 3..2..1.. Lets Jam.

    Seat Belts - Tank!
    (written by Yoko Kanno)

    Love is better than a warm trombone, when blown, softly by a two tone, brother
    Down on luck by chance, caress her head off at the boogaloo trance

    Gomez - Love is better than a warm trombone




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    #66
    dannyd20
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭dannyd20


    MSP - Yes

    You can buy her, you can buy her. This one's here, this one's here, this one's here and this one's here. Everything's for sale.

    For sale? dumb cuñt's same dumb questions
    Oh virgins? listen, all virgins are liars honey
    And I don't know what I'm scared of or what I even enjoy
    Dulling, get money, but nothing turns out like you want it to

    And in these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything
    For $200 anyone can conceive a God on video
    He's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his coçk
    Tie his hair in bunches, fuçk him, call him Rita if you want


    www.skynet.ie/~danny


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    #67
    Illkillya
    Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Illkillya


    yera yeah, yera yeah, yera yeah, yera yeah,
    Feelings my eye walked into a bar, said "Not at all boy there you are"

    from 'Not Too Bad' by John Spillane
    these 2 lines totally sum up the nature of Cork people. i think its fairly funny smile.gif


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    #68
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Here's a list of PanterA's opening lines ...

    Walk
    Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence
    One step from lashing out at you...
    You want in to get under my skin
    And call yourself a friend
    I've got more friends like you
    What do I do?

    F**king Hostile
    Almost every day
    I see the same face
    On broken picture tube
    It fits the attitude
    If you could see yourself
    You put you on a shelf
    Your verbal masturbate
    Promise to nauseate
    Today I'll play the part of non-parent
    Not make a hundred rules
    For you to know about yourself
    Not lie and make you believe
    What's evil is making love
    and making friends
    and meeting God you're own way
    The right way

    Cowboys From Hell
    Under the lights where we stand tall
    Nobody touches us at all
    Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without
    We're gonna take what's ours to have
    Spread the word throughout the land
    They say the bad guys wear black
    We're tagged and can't turn back

    You see us comin'
    And you all together run for cover
    We're takin over this town

    Strength Beyond Strength
    There is nothing. No education. No family life to open my
    Arms to. You'd say that my job is today, yet gone tomorrow.
    I'll be broke in a gutter.
    I know the opinion. A broken record. **** you and your
    College dream. Fact is, we're stronger than all


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