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Christmas in New York

  • 13-12-2004 1:17pm
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
    named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike"
    the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
    "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike
    over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation.

    The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
    back of it."

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
    there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the
    cop.

    The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
    the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top".


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