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What is the most annoying song of all time?

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  • 04-09-2001 10:02am
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    Yo Mamma
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    Is there a certain tune that makes your blood boil every time it shrieks out of the radio? 1980s anthem, The Birdie Song has just been voted the most annoying song of all time by internet site dotmusic. Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh and Aqua's Barbie Girl also joined the hall of shame.

    These are the songs that get stuck in your head because of their sheer brutalness, u know the ones that u really hate and find yourself singing in quiet moments and then cringing in rage that the poxy tune has wormed its way into your brain AAArrrrrgggghhhh

    For me Kylie Minogue's I Should Be So Lucky and Celine Dion's warblings grate me to the point of rage. I want to know which songs are on your hate-list.

    mine goes like dis !

    1. 'Life Is A Roller Coaster' That Keating kn0bend.

    2. I Should Be So Lucky Kylie Minogue (nice chic though)

    3. 'Turn Off The Light' Nelly(infuriating) Furtado

    4. LET'S DANCE FIVE (Gay)(and sh17)

    5. Too Close Blue (also gay)

    There are my top 5 of the moment ! There are loads more but I'm trying not to remember them as I'l probably be driving myself mad by humming the tunes, and thus singing along and I cant have that !

    wink.gif

    [This message has been edited by Yo Mamma (edited 04-09-2001).]


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    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    I've a few.

    Don't know the name of this but the chorus goes ("you're so vain, you probably think this osng is about you") I'm sure you've all heard it. That upsets me greatly, I actually think it's intended to annoy. Then.....

    - Wheatus - teenage dirtbag, and their new one.

    - that bob the builder shíte!

    - that filthy aulfella that sings aon focol and the other pussy song!! Sick

    - pop - nsync

    There's plenty more, but i'll leave it at that. mad.gif
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    tHE vAGGABOND
    Registered Users Posts: 6,687 ✭✭✭tHE vAGGABOND


    its gotta be that Brian Adams one that was number one for 16 weeks...


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    Bard
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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by tHE vAGGABOND:
    its gotta be that Brian Adams one that was number one for 16 weeks...</font>

    Agreed... good nomination.

    But what about...

    Mr. Blobby
    The Birdie Song
    and yes... anything by Richie Kavanagh!

    then again, of course there's always the one that goes "This is the song that never ennnnds.../ Yes it goes on and on my friends.../ Some people started singing it to see how far it goes.../ and now they are still singing it and only just because.../ This is the song that never ends.../ (etc.)"

    or the "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" song ... but they don't really count, do they?

    Mo dhá pingin.
    Bard
    'First motorbike in the bible ???? ---- a Triumph --- 'Yea verily Moses struck down the ammmanites and all the land heard the roar of his triumph !!!'


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    cournioni
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    Angel Whore is going to give out **** to be for this but it has to be Cradle Of Filth - Her Ghost in the Fog.

    Also any to that dance ****.
    PanterA - Strength Beyond Strength
    There is nothing. No education. No family life to open my
    Arms to. You'd say that my job is today, yet gone tomorrow.
    I'll be broke in a gutter.
    I know the opinion. A broken record. Fu(k you and your
    College dream. Fact is, we're stronger than all.


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    Kopf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 681 ✭✭✭Kopf


    Everyone's forgetting a biggie:

    that song on the jacob's mikado's ad, "it ain't what ya do, it's the way ya do it". Makes my blood boil, those little ****s jumping around like the little *******s they are.

    It really really really annoys me. I mean, really.


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    b20uvkft6m5xwg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,695 ✭✭✭b20uvkft6m5xwg


    Dane Bowers & Posh Spice

    "Your Outta your Mind"

    well I wasn't before I heard it, but i sure the hell was after it wink.gif

    Also Anything by the M People.
    That bitches voice does something to my central nervous system, causing random blackouts, sharp stomach pains & searing headaches. NO, Seriously
    80p.
    SAVE CHIP !!


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    Miguel_Sanchez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    "Hello mutha.... hello fatha...
    here I am at Camp Granada"

    Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!



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    Alis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭Alis


    That Eternal Flame one.
    Not just the Atomic Kitten version, The Bangles version was just as bad.

    Anything by David Hasselhoff (Think my spelling it a bit off there!).

    That techno / house stuff that comes out of Germany is usually pretty appauling also.

    Alis



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    Rhine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Rhine


    Most of the stuff in the top 40 is awful eg Atomic Kittens cover, showing how talentless and manufactured modern music is. I cannot think of any classic songs in the charts nowadays they will all be forgoten, as they should be ....


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    .ak
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    • That 'Is it is it wicked?' song.


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    Bard
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    lol... speaking of ad music - "Kimberley Mikado / and coconut creeeeeeeeammmssss!!!! / Someone you looooove / will love some!!!"

    --

    and as for annoying pop tunes... can you beat B*Witched "C'ést la vie" for being the worst diddley-idle pop shite ever inflicted on an unsuspecting public?

    I think not.
    Bard
    'First motorbike in the bible ???? ---- a Triumph --- 'Yea verily Moses struck down the ammmanites and all the land heard the roar of his triumph !!!'


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    Mills
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    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dark-Angel:
    • That 'Is it is it wicked?' song.
    </font>

    Gets my vote any day.


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    There are 2many utterly cr4p and annoying tunes 2 even begiin with...but all mentioned so far is a good start smile.gif


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    chernobyl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,682 ✭✭✭chernobyl


    that "im blue daba de daba da"


    Ashley Lyn

    Ashley Lyn Cafagna


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    Cake Fiend
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    "I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy"


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    Xterminator
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    My vote goes to anything "BEWITCHED" have produced .. utter s.h.i.t.e. if you'll excuse the expression!

    X
    "Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle against the urge to punch ‘em in the face, and for what?! For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt unless you're on a team. Well I'm better than dirt ... well most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I …I can't compete with that stuff."
    -Moe Szyslak


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    #18
    Sadie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭Sadie


    "I've got a hammer" by that Handy Andy bloke from tv...

    Friend of mine sang it *all* of last weekend... the most irritating song of all time without a doubt


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    #19
    tHE vAGGABOND
    Registered Users Posts: 6,687 ✭✭✭tHE vAGGABOND


    Damien Whatshisname..

    "Rollin' down ta dub-a-lin town.."

    someone shoot him and put him out of his pain!


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    scuzzy
    Site Banned Posts: 334 ✭✭scuzzy



    Need I say more than "mina mina"...


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    Kilroy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭Kilroy


    "Rollin' down ta dub-a-lin town.."
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    THE FLASH-BACKS NOOOOO!


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    #22
    Paleface
    Registered Users Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭Paleface


    The most annoying song right now has to be that "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Hey baby! OOH AAH" Its driving me up the wall I tell ya
    smileydies.gif


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    #23
    Enygma
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭Enygma


    Enya. Say n'more. tongue.gif


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    #24
    Kolodny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Anything by the Vengaboys - especially the one about the bus and Wannabe by the Spice Girls.


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    #25
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by PORNAPSTER:
    Angel Whore is going to give out **** to be for this but it has to be Cradle Of Filth - Her Ghost in the Fog.
    </font>

    Suprisingly, I can understand why this might be nominated.

    Because ****ing MTV2 plays that stupid video edit so much!!!
    GACK!
    Half the ****ing song at that... Damn MTV and their cut down video edits!


    Well...
    That "Heeeeey, heya baby! Oooh... Ahhh..." gets my vote as current tripe.

    And also anything by:
    Limp Bizkit (Well, maybe not Faith)
    Any boy band
    Any dumbass so called "Singer" that floods the world with drivil.
    Gammy dance DJ's like Mark McCabe.


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    #26
    po0k
    Registered Users Posts: 15,815 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Daphne & Celete - U.G.L.Y.
    Ironic title, possibly self-reflective/mono-analytical. If so praise their writer's hearts. Damn their ugleh hides.

    That Uncle-Cracker tune.
    3 chords. 10 shite lines.
    Pity no axe-weilding/uzi-akimbo-toting lunatics were around when he was busking......


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    #27
    Relative
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭Relative


    TINA CHARLES "I LOVE TO LOVE" I Feel ILL just thinking about it !! ............ my baby just loves to dance ...
    Listen to your critic's and doubters and if you still remain positive, confident and focused, Live Your Dreams ...


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    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Na... I got the whole album... Its ****.
    PanterA - Strength Beyond Strength
    There is nothing. No education. No family life to open my
    Arms to. You'd say that my job is today, yet gone tomorrow.
    I'll be broke in a gutter.
    I know the opinion. A broken record. Fu(k you and your
    College dream. Fact is, we're stronger than all.


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    #29
    Lolo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭Lolo


    Katriona & The Waves "Walking On Sunshine".
    Every bloody painful note of it.


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    #30
    plastic membrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise

    Damn you Phil, damn you to Hell...


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    #31
    Lemming
    Registered Users Posts: 14,148 ✭✭✭✭Lemming


    Lets not forget that IRRITATING "Doop" song. It's been going through my head now for the last 2 and a half days .... and I am SLOWWWWWWWLY-going-insane (more so than usual ;))

    Anything by the likes of the Sh*te-girls, B*tched, and other associated bands also gets my seal of approved disgust!!


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