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Raphael · 08-01-2005 4:50am

Nope. Though he was far better version than you padre

Lemming · 10-01-2005 6:15pm

Thanks for the offer of medical aid Dominicus. This thing hurts like a b*tch. Reminds of me a little wench that once tried to bleed me of my earnings back on Necromunda whilst studying with the tech adepts. I think this wound is almost better than her .... hehe *COUGH*COUGH* awwww THRONE!!! that hurt!

qwertz · 10-01-2005 9:01pm

One day that guy will have a little accident if he doesn't watch his back while barking out orders. A bullet can always go astray.

thegogz · 11-01-2005 9:52am

Not a prob

Lemming · 11-01-2005 10:10pm

Throne!! *COUGH* I wish that lunatic would shut up. He'll have the ship down on us! Can you lot hear how loud he is?!

*COUGH*
Anyway .... we have more pressing concerns. That drone received a request for a status update from its masters just before we turned it into junk. They're already send*COUGH*ing some sort of investigation team down here to rendevouz with it. Such teams are, if cogitator banks serve me correctly, usually in the 3-4 member size. How armed they'll be I'm not sure .... *COUGH* I'm willing to lay odds they're fairly well armed given that they're inside one of our ships trying to no doubt steal technology of the Machine God!

It should be easy to .. *COUGH* .. to avoid the enemy team given the amount of tunnels down here, damaged or otherwise, and we could probably "disappear" them quite easily too. Unless they get a chance to radio in in which case we're probably in trouble.

Mines could be easily concealed given the amount of debris littering these corridors - in which case we could lay some down along with a trail leading them towards the engineering team. Any that don't die in the explosions can get cut to ribbons by our guns.

In any case - I recommend we don't *COUGH* stay around *COUGH* here

qwertz · 11-01-2005 10:12pm

Lets move!

Raphael · 21-01-2005 6:44pm

Wrd of advice Boys, don't head down our way in a hurry. You might beat the Taus to their surprise *snigger*

qwertz · 21-01-2005 8:57pm

Acknowledged. Just remember that neither team has a fast escape route now.

Raphael · 21-01-2005 9:03pm

Don't I know it. Guess we'll see you on the other side

qwertz · 21-01-2005 10:28pm

We'll see about that, boy.

Lemming · 27-01-2005 11:38am

Dominicus, Volbart ... those men are traitors. Heretic filth contaminating the glory of the Machine God, praise His name! I reckon we kill them but keep one alive to interrogate, then kill. Grenades might be a bit loud for this. Best to pick our targets, but someone's first target is only wounded - enough to stop them firing a weapon or running for help though. Gut-shot might do nicely?

Raphael · 28-01-2005 4:34pm

Sounds like you made some new friends.

Argeus, you have any spare prometheum? I have a plan....

Zounds · 28-01-2005 4:46pm

HERETIC! The xenos-filth must burn!

Raphael · 30-01-2005 4:24pm

That's exactly why I want the prometheum you moron

Zounds · 30-01-2005 4:32pm

I Must Purge The Filth! The Abominations Must Be Removed From The Emperor's Glorious Sight! Let Me Go Lest You Too Face His Wrath!

Raphael · 30-01-2005 4:41pm

Unless you want an anti personal mine lodged in your lower digestive tract, I'd advise you to SHUT THE FETH UP!

Zounds · 30-01-2005 4:43pm

Why are you holding me, heretic!?

Raphael · 30-01-2005 4:46pm

What, so I'm a heretic as well now? I'm holding you so you don't do something incredibly stupid Padre

Zounds · 30-01-2005 4:54pm

You are keeping me from doing the work of the Emperor, I should purge you too!

Raphael · 30-01-2005 5:00pm

I have no objections to doing the emporers work Padre, I just think we can afford to do it without getting killed in the process

Zounds · 30-01-2005 5:30pm

You should be proud to sacrifice your life for the glory of your Emperor!

Raphael · 30-01-2005 5:40pm

Yes, but when keeping it is just as productive I'd rather do that!

qwertz · 30-01-2005 8:11pm

Why don't we just joint them? Might be the only real chance to escape from this hell of a life in the penal legion!

thegogz · 01-02-2005 9:51am

I bet I can take out at least 3 of them with a little burst of fire but as for keeping any of them alive using a heavy bolter, unlikley to say the least.

Lemming · 07-02-2005 12:19pm

Ok, we only need one of them alive anyway .... and only for as long as we need to squeeze information from him. After that he can die for all i care. Actually, best if he does die ...

Dominicus, pick the three bunched closest together and rip them apart with heavy bolter fire. Myself and Vollbart can take the other two. Vollbart - care to "clip" your target? We'll want him alive and you're a better shot than I am ...

Lemming · 09-02-2005 5:58pm

hehehe .... that was pleasant ....

Ok, lets see if I can't jack into 'legless' here. If he's even half as good as me ... and he IS half as good as me ...Ha HA HAHAHA!!! Should have gutted the traitor with that bayonet ... I would have.... he'll have some ... some information that might be of use to us.

See if you two can't keep 'stumpy' alive in case I cant' get anything out of this piece of treacherous filth here.

And will one of you shut him up!! He's distracting the hell out of me. So is that other little irritant hiding down the corridor we came. Bloody little hanger-on! Why does he always have to follow me and jinx things?!! ...

qwertz · 09-02-2005 8:02pm

Domenicus, can you patch up this poor example of a human to keep him alive for questioning? And shove a grenade into his mouth to shut him up. But don't pull out the safety pin, yet!

Raphael · 13-02-2005 9:43pm

Hee hee hee....hah...hah...Aheeheehee...heehee

thegogz · 14-02-2005 10:13am

Not a prob should be able to keep it quiet enough but just alive enought too

thegogz · 24-02-2005 1:42pm

Ok guys jarred wont slow us down that much I can carry him and make sure he keeps alive. Its not as if I dont move slow enough anyway but we gotta get out of here.

Raphael · 08-06-2005 5:27pm

Hey, metal head. We could use your help up here

Raphael · 01-08-2005 11:50pm

We're having some problems with an errorimperfectcoilalignmentremoterecalibrationrequired. Now, I haven't got a fething clue what that's supposed to be. And, seeing as Argeus has gone funny again, I was hoping one of you three knew what to do.

qwertz · 02-08-2005 9:04am

"Damn it! Can't you people do anything by yourself? Always need somebody to hold your hand, eh?"

Raphael · 02-08-2005 1:22pm

Look stealth boy, in case you forgot, my area of expertise is blowing thinngs up, not knowing how they work, So there's feth all I can do with broken machinery. Unless you'd like me to blow it up for you?

qwertz · 02-08-2005 2:55pm

"Nothing but excuses, demolition man. Sometimes you gotta think outside the box!"

Raphael · 02-08-2005 4:56pm

THink outside the box.... I'M IN THE FETHING GENERATOR ROOM! THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX IS GOING TO GET YOU, ME AND EVERYONE ELSE KILLED!

qwertz · 03-08-2005 12:11am

"Calm down, boy, we'll work something out!"

Raphael · 03-08-2005 2:07pm

Thank you, now was that so hard?

qwertz · 03-08-2005 4:31pm

Don't push it, or else...

Lemming · 05-08-2005 10:04am

Heeeeeeeeeey Dommy!! Waaaahshhh up! I feelsh GOOD!!! *cough*cough*

Volbie, wha'happened d'arm?

Raphael · 14-08-2005 4:20pm

Arkerius! Thank feth you're still there. We have a problem with the generators, something about an errorimperfectcoilalignmentremoterecalibrationrequired. I really hope you know what that means.

qwertz · 16-08-2005 12:13am

OK dopies, what's the plan?

thegogz · 25-08-2005 4:23pm

Ok guys I'm going to see if Jarred can help us out with this. He know how to restore power to the generators I'll see if he has any idea bout the coil alligment. Coz I don't.

Raphael · 25-08-2005 5:00pm

Could be a plan, Arkerius don't sound too helpful.

Zounds · 04-09-2005 11:48pm

"To live is to sin, and to be a sinner is to be cleansed. Only the fiery wrath of the Emperor, as pronounced and executed by His mortal followers, can save humanity from destroying itself in a morass of carnal wantonness and tolerant servitude to those who have been corrupted. The Redemptionists will bring fire and they will bring death, and those who oppose them are sinners themselves for they shield the dark and unholy from the righteous works of the Redemptionists. Repent and join, or be cursed and die.

May the Emperor cleanse me of these abominations!

To live is to sin, and to be a sinner is to be cleansed. Only the fiery wrath of the Emperor, as pronounced and executed by His mortal followers, can save humanity from destroying itself in a morass of carnal wantonness and tolerant servitude to those who have been corrupted. The Redemptionists will bring fire and they will bring death, and those who oppose them are sinners themselves for they shield the dark and unholy from the righteous works of the Redemptionists. Repent and join, or be cursed and die.

May the Emperor cleanse me of these abominations!

To live is to sin, and to be a sinner is to be cleansed. Only the fiery wrath of the Emperor, as pronounced and executed by His mortal followers, can save humanity from destroying itself in a morass of carnal wantonness and tolerant servitude to those who have been corrupted. The Redemptionists will bring fire and they will bring death, and those who oppose them are sinners themselves for they shield the dark and unholy from the righteous works of the Redemptionists. Repent and join, or be cursed and die.

May the Emperor cleanse me of these abominations!"

Raphael · 23-11-2005 11:16pm

*Fast whisper* Guys, maintenance hatch to the hangars is booby trapped, sit tight once you see it. Oh, and don't mind the loud explosions, that's us.

Raphael · 08-01-2007 11:31pm

Ok, we got good news and bad news. Good news is that the majority of the mines are disarmed. The bad news is we have 5 minutes before the minority of the mines - the last one - goes pop. Now Dr. Raphael prescribes a healthy dose of getting the fething hell out of here, but I'm open to suggestions.

thegogz · 09-01-2007 1:32pm

Uh guys, I know this may not be the best moment to say this but it appears I may have stepped on one of those "Minority" of mines you spoke about. It went beep now I'm afraid to move. Any suggestions??

Raphael · 09-01-2007 2:32pm

Uh... don't move?

thegogz · 10-01-2007 11:34am

How the hell am I supposed to get out of here if I can't move. Is there anyway to disarm these things or at least trick them or somethin. Maybe put something the same weight on the sensor?

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