yo'mamma game

Maximilian

*eh* tbh

shellspeare

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

MickFarr

Yo mama so fat when I tell her to move her ass, she's gotta make two trips!

Healio

Yo mama's so old she owes jesus a fiver.
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she drinks water and spits out lemonade.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter.
yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

shellspeare

Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

banquo

yo mamma's so fat, she's an .ArrayOutOfBOundsExceptionError

swalsh

your mamma is so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

Sherifu

banquo wrote:

yo mamma's so fat, she's an .ArrayOutOfBOundsExceptionError

NERD, get my gun!

Chalk

yo mamas so fat i had to take two buses and a dart just to get on her good side

swalsh

yo mammas so fat that when she got on the scale it said 'to be continued'

joejoem

Yo moma's so fat, when I have sex with her I slap her on the leg and ride the waves in

DEmeant0r

Yo momma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money! (Hope that one didn't come up yet)

shellspeare

yo mamma so fat, when she travels she has to make two journey's

spoofilyj

Yo mama is sooo fat that when she brought her underwear to the dry-cleaners they said sorry we dont do curtains! :rolleyes:

LoneGunM@n

Yo mamma's so old, I told her act her age & the b!tch dropped dead

shellspeare

yo'mammas so old when she was at school there was no history class

Spalk0

LoneGunM@n wrote:

Yo mamma's so old, I told her act her age & the b!tch dropped dead

HAHA thats a good one!.....had a a small chuckle at that!

Roddy23

Yo mammas so fat when she wears her Malcolm X jumper, helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family.
Yo mammas so fat whe hse goes to get her photo taken it has to be an aerial shot.

Sangre

shellspeare wrote:

yo mamma so fat, when she travels she has to make two journey's

What?
Anyway...
Yo mommas so fat she has TWO breasts.

skywalker

Yo mammas so fat, after sex shes smokes a ham.

Bottle_of_Smoke

shellspeare wrote:

yo'mammas so old when she was at school there was no history class

marvellous,

so fat that when her underpants are drying on the line the northern hemisphere loses an hour of sunlight

Farls

yo' momma's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway

TomTom

reactors one is still the best.

Your mamas so fat she has to pay family fair when going to the cinema
Your mamas so fat she makes whales self concious

StupidLikeAFox

your ma is so stupid, she called you (her son) a son of a bitch

Drag00n79

Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

johnor

yo momma's so attractive, what happened to you?

Mossy Monk

great thread. that last one is the pick

Dades

Your moma is sooo fat - when she moons - people turn into werewolves!

shellspeare

yo'mammas so fat that when she goes shopping she needs an extra trolly for her stomach.

Farls

yo momma stinks of píss!