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have you seen the light?

  • 16-12-2004 11:10am
    #1
    LoLth
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    A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes
    upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds to walk
    into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

    The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
    alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find
    Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs
    him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the
    drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I
    haven't found Jesus."

    The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water
    again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of
    the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The
    drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

    By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk
    in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30
    seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him
    up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have
    you found Jesus?"

    The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
    preacher:

    "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"


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