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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭freakydeadgirl


    *Worships Godzilla*

    Hey just a thought, if Godzilla is God then is Fiachra Jesus? And do we still get to celebrate Christmas?

    isn't fiachra the jesus of touch rugby?

    godzillamas all the way
    ----still got the god bit, but now it's new and improved with ZILLA


  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Tag rugby. Also, it turns out Eoin is god, so it's Fabulo Day now.

    All hail the Lord Fabulo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    That's an interesting twist. Really does make me very glad I'm an atheist....


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I urge you all to convert to the cult of Fabuloism

    *Glares at everyone and shakes fist* Convert!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    Cult? Religion? What are you on?


    That's a no.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    I don't like the word 'cult'. However, that's what Eoin chose to call it, and I'm just his prophet... *sighs*
    So yeah, convert as a favour to me, if not to worship Eoin.
    You know you want to.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    well unless it does any harm to the followship then worshipping Eoin isn't really a cult....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.

    The followers of such a religion or sect.

    A system or community of religious worship and ritual.

    The formal means of expressing religious reverence; religious ceremony and ritual.

    A usually nonscientific method or regimen claimed by its originator to have exclusive or exceptional power in curing a particular disease.

    Obsessive, especially faddish, devotion to or veneration for a person, principle, or thing.

    The object of such devotion.

    An exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest.





    Looks like the dictionary disagrees with you


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    that was, eh, interesting. Weird, but interesting.

    Sorry Jen, I have no interest in worshipping a person who insists upon playing It's Raining Men all the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    "But tonight for the first time...."

    Hell, that's a reason TO worship him


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    No, it isn't. Don't you start again. Please.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I must agree with Aoughus on this one, It's raining men is part of Eoin and the reason we bow before him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    yeah, ok, but I won't.

    enjoy yourselves!


  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Thank you, Aonghus.

    Jono, shut up and worship Eoin.

    Aoibheann - I'm bigger than you. *glares*

    All kneel before the Lord Fabulo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Sorry, atheist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    Is this commuter Eoin you speak of?
    As in, Writing for life Eoin?
    As in, little sh1tbag Eoin?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    JenLorigan wrote:



    Aoibheann - I'm bigger than you. *glares*

    All kneel before the Lord Fabulo!


    I'm older than you. (I think.) *glares back*


    And I'm an atheist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    No siree colm, this is Silky. The only man on campus gayer than you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    Ah now, c'mon, there were a few gayer. The actually gay & by paople for example. Or at least Derrie... At least I've never converted anyone. He's like the father of metrosexuality.




    PS. That was intended as a compliment to Derrie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Yes, see silky is one of the actually gay. Flamboyantly so,


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    he tried to be straight today. it was great.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    He did? That explains Sarah claiming they were engaged.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    very possible. he was terrible though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭freakydeadgirl


    i tried to teach silky how to undo a bra so he could trick women into having his children.........20 mins later he got it undone


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    He asked street spirit guy to have his babies.....

    "Have my babies!"
    "That's not possible Eoin"
    "Not with that attitude!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Ah yes, good times...

    For all the atheists, you don't have to accept Eoin as god if you don't want to. Just worship him. If nothing else, it'll shut me up.

    And Holly, since I'm you it stands to reason that you are me and hence a Fabuloist.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Jesus the Mini-Holly thing is getting creepier than I'd ever envisioned!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    pinkpimp wrote:
    The actually gay & by paople for example.

    Ya, apparently there was a gay couple this year... I never saw anything so I can't be sure, but the rumours were flying around....


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,708 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    jono087 wrote:
    Ya, apparently there was a gay couple this year... I never saw anything so I can't be sure, but the rumours were flying around....
    :eek: Shock Horror! Call the police!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    Ya, you do that......


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