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  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Jesus the Mini-Holly thing is getting creepier than I'd ever envisioned!

    Your fault.

    Be a Fabuloist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    taking my cue from colm, i think that it is time that derrie was recognised for what he is -
    all kneel before the 'Supreme Overlord of the Universe (Manifold)/ Just Me', His Royal Derrieness.

    *puts on creepily faithful minion hat*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    I'll second that. Or did I first it and you second? I'm confused.
    Anyway, YEAH, DERRIE!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    (Aside to His Excellency Derrie:
    Does this new world order require us to become converts to your own brand of metrosexuality? Yes? Oh....
    ....
    ....
    Thanks....)


  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    I don't like where this is going. Worship Eoin, not Derrie.

    (Not that I've anything against Derrie, but as Eoin's prophet and the original Fabuloist I feel obliged to stick at this until I get bored, or die, or something.)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    or die, or someting..
    or get killed mysteriously by a fanatical/bored member of a certain other cult...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    in your sleep...


  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Not if I mysteriously kill you in your sleep first :)

    Actually, subtlety was never my strong point. I'll just show up at your house with an axe or something similar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    i have contacted my armada(?) of lawyers and there are several mean looking solicitors on their way to your house/prison right now....


  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Fine. I'll kill them too. And anyone else who needs killing.

    Should I know you, by the way?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    And isn't an armada a fleet of ships?

    (open to correction on this)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    maybe he just doesn't know what he's talking about........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    yes, but my lawyers are in boats. big boats. with guns. etc...
    so ha. im cathal by the way... the smaller...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    strange.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    but mundane by ctyi standards...

    thats what makes it great...


  • Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭JenLorigan


    Cathal Malone? I know you if so. I think. Corporate Business, or something similar?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    that'd be cathal alright.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 281 ✭✭Stephen Forde


    are you from carraigaline cathal?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,708 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    the very man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭abraham lincoln


    no offence to talkischeap, but was there 2 cathals or 3? there was the one who got a shoe thrown at him by orla in 2003 and i think did writing for life this year and then there was cathal from donegal, went out with jane etc. i take it there was another?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    whoa...! sorry 4 d long wait but d thread disappeared into the depths of time and i was just reviewing my posts.

    1) yes im cathal malone

    2)yes i live in carrigaline

    3)i thought there was only 2 cathals, but i am neither of the above so je ne sais pas...

    4)no offence taken


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭GlitterB



    2)yes i live in carrigaline
    Unlucky :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,708 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    1) yes im cathal malone
    Unlucky :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    (a little boy inside me is crying....)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭ll=llannah


    there's a fourth cathal, too. but he hasn't posted here in awhile. his nick is alaronshannara. (just to confuse you all.) BWAHAHAHAHAHA.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    the mind boggles. so mr forde, seeing as that is (temporarily at least) cleared up, yes i am from carrigaline. What parta cork you from?


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