So you want to be a stalker?

Paladin

This is a spam mail I got..

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Now THAT is b0ll0x if ever I read it.

Clintons Cat

does it come packaged with a fake moustache and plastic mac?

Paladin

Yea, but I didnt want to wait to download them.