What's the strangest slogan on a t-shirt you own?

PurpleFistMixer

... Then why did you ask?

Nightwish

was going to say something but changed my mind.i couldnt be bothered

edibility

Nightwish wrote:

whats wrong with wearing a dog collar. in fact dont answer cos i dont care.

Nothing kiddo, did it myself. You'll learn though.

The Free Man

my mate has 1 that says:
NEON SIDEWALK AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY OK

and i have one that says:
BAPS

Cake Fiend

Nightwish wrote:

i once broke a guys nose in the temple theatre over it...

I bet you did. Mad kiddie metaller that you seem to (want to) be.

I have this winging its way to me!

Nightwish

dont dismiss me as some rebellious teenager, i assure you im neither

PurpleFistMixer

Nightwish wrote:

was going to say something but changed my mind.i couldnt be bothered

Yeah, see, that's the point where you don't hit "submit reply".

But never mind...

I want this tshirt.

Rozabeez

whew, this is getting kinda bitchy huh?

Someone once bought me a tshirt saying "never kiss and tell", I mean, why would you get that for someone? It's not even a nice tshirt.

Nybras

No man with a good car needs to be justified. :cool:

It was in fact a Ministry slogan that was pretty cool, if you aren’t dumb that is.

Nybras

"Micheal Jackson did not molest those children - He made love to them"

Excellent

gaui3d0pnbz86o

SyxPak wrote:

"There's no place like ::1"

i have the older, theres no place like 127.0.0.1! damn you!

fletch

Sorry girls, I suck dick

Gordon

Nightwish wrote:

made one myself that says AVRILSLAYER as i hate Avril Lavigne and people think i look like her. a lot of people.its depressing.

You know it's funny you say that but when I read your posts I automatically think of April Lasagne.

quazzy

There's only 10 types of people in the world.
Those who can read binary and those who can't

A bit nerdy alright but heh... i'm a nerd

rainbow kirby

But fun all the same.

NotMe

Who'd want to wear this t-shirt. I imagine you'd get some abuse. http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=408

shelly04

NotMe wrote:

Who'd want to wear this t-shirt. I imagine you'd get some abuse. http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=408

Yeah its pathetic

Seraphina

ah t-shirt hell
the epitome of bad taste

neuro-praxis

Ah Seraphina, I couldn't agree more.

I used to work for a design company and I made my bf some fun ones.

"THIS IS MY CLONE" was one.

Another was a white silhouette of a man taking a draught of an inhaler on a black shirt with logo underneath that reads "ASTHMA IS SEXY".

Picture of hammer and sickle with logo underneath "WE RUINED CUBA".

Also, the molecular structure of caffeine and its proper name - mthyltheobromine.

I did a little research for the Japanese characters that read "I want to be Japanese" and put those on a shirt too. We got some nice reactions from Japanese people for that one.

Fysh

Hahahaha, you thought the surfing t-shirt was bad? No no no. The one they had up about 2 days after, that had "I went to thailand to f*ck a 12 year old boy and all I got was this lousy tsunami"....that was bad. No longer available, strangely. Although there's still some impressively horrible ones available from tshirthell's Worse Than Hell section. (Although I maintain that "I swear I didn't know she was 3" is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a t-shirt)

Sangre

Nightwish wrote:

dont dismiss me as some rebellious teenager, i assure you im neither

No, you're probably some butch cow who is so wrapped up in her conceptions of whats cool, hip and good music that her fragile ego can't take a simple physical comparison to someone who makes a lot of money.
Really, really sad.

No wonder you have no mates.

Sangre

On topic though, I have
R E A D T H I
S W H I L E I
S T A R E A T
Y O U R T I
T S.

Or something, its a really nice t-shirt, long sleeves sewen into it.

There is also a t-shirt I found on a pillar brand new and still with the tag
'Its not going to suck itself'
Havent worn that one yet

po0k

quazzy wrote:

There's only 10 types of people in the world.
Those who can read binary and those who can't

A bit nerdy alright but heh... i'm a nerd

Have that one too.

As for tshirthell and the tsunami - I'd wear it out, might get some slaps, but if one person even smiled at it, I'd be happy

funkyniff

I know this is about t-shirts but i found a brill pair of knickers that said
"GO AHEAD IF YOU THINK YOUR HARD ENOUGH"
it was a few years back but i was so annoyed cause i went back to get them and they had all gone..

Ph3n0m

Fysh wrote:

Although there's still some impressively horrible ones available
from tshirthell's Worse Than Hell section. (Although I maintain that "I swear I didn't know she was 3" is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a t-shirt)

Yup and I own several

I like my women like I like my coffee (ground up and in the freezer)
Rape is no laughing matter (unless you're raping a clown)
School Shootings Tour 1996-2003 T-SHIRT
Jesus Did it for the Chicks!
I'm not handicapped, just lazy

The_B_Man

ive only a the run of the mill "4NIM4L 1N B3D" and another one with a picture of a tree with the slogan "Men Love A Well Kept Bush".

cajun_tiger

i had one with
i must not chase boys
i must not chase boys
i must not chase boys
i must not chase boys
i must not chase boys


was weird gift now in bin

then theres my "jeep" t-shirt with the funny creature from tin tin on the front..

i dont wear many t-s with stuff on them you usualy cant see whats wrote on the far left and far right

ionapaul

Funny stuff.

I had one while living the States: 'I loved your Mom' - with the 'loved' inside a big red heart. Got loads of laughs from strangers.

I also bought a ton of 'Porn Star' t-shirts while living there for myself and friends at home - then they got too popular and I had to stop. Memorable ones were 'Funk You, You Funkin' Funk' - not funk obviously, the other word. A great one with a still from National Lampoon's Vacation with Chevy Chase and his son in a car, the son sluggin' back a can of beer. Under this still read a simple 'LUSH' - it always cracks me up to think of this t-shirt, as in the movie that scene was pretty sweet (Dad giving his son his first beer) and the t-shirt really twisted the image.

Another funny Porn Star one was a promo image of Roger Moore as 007 with two hot chicks on either side, under this read 'ASS' - spelling out the real reason any man would become a secret agent, its all about the chicks and nothing else!

Cactus Col

quazzy wrote:

There's only 10 types of people in the world.
Those who can read binary and those who can't

That's class, I want one.

Used to have a T-Shirt that said "See My Bulge?" on the front, and "Stroke It!" on the back.

but people kept rubbing my belly so I got rid of it.

Blitzkrieger

Fysh wrote:

Although I maintain that "I swear I didn't know she was 3" is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a t-shirt

rofl

........I'm going to hell.


I'd love one of those "I don't have tourettes......" shirts. If you don't know what I'm talking about I can't post it here

Lemming

I have three with strange slogans:

the first is one with a picture of a cartoon monkey on it looking a bit confused with the caption "I like monkeys!" witha little arrow pointing up to the monkey and in brackets "Except that one"

the second is almost plain except for a little white border box with white writing (black tshirt). In it it reads "if you can read this you are sitting on my face", and it's upside down....

the last tshirt is one of those No-Fear tshirts. On the back it has "Pick a vowel" and then "G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF" beneath it.

I saw another two I'd love to get though:

"The more people I meet the more I like my pets" & "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot" (with a picture of Dubyah above it)

peckerhead

I still like these. Printed them myself... (wouldn't Mum be proud!)

skittishkitten

I picked up one at a dog show it read ....

(front) Winner Bitch
(back) But Losers Bitch More

was in honor of Candy going winners bitch that day, had a double meaning though

My other one has a mad, snarling, frothy mouth, red bulging eyed Chihuahua on it that reads ..... " BITE ME!!"

One that I wanted to have printed up was going to read:

(front) Good handlers know how to show the dog
(back) but GREAT handlers sleep with the judge !!

for some reason my friends kept me well away from the T shirt places until I was over that phase

~

Piste

'Daddy's milk is saltier than Mommy's'

JohnBoy

two i've seen for toddlers.

"I'm proof my mom likes to ****"

"If you think I'm cute you should see my mom"

My favourite one of my own has a little alien on it dancing and underneath it has:

"species unkown, dancing ability 9 1/2 out of 10" the chicks like it

funkyniff

i had one that said.
"im busy, your ugly
...have a nice day!"

Nightwish

Sangre wrote:

No, you're probably some butch cow who is so wrapped up in her conceptions of whats cool, hip and good music that her fragile ego can't take a simple physical comparison to someone who makes a lot of money.
Really, really sad.

No wonder you have no mates.

ha!!!! little do you know!!!

Shrimp

I've got one with this on it:

"One cannot make all people good neither is it possible to make all mouth shut - and be considered a fool by others rather than open it and then remove all their doubts. Any fool can critizes and most fools do. The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. Fools and fanatics they always seem certain of themselves and wise people are full of doubts. Remember than not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck. Learn all the rules, then go break some. Wise men do not need advise and fools do not take advise. It is impossible to look forward and backward at the same time. The genius has it's limits and stupidity has none."

This is not written horizontaly across the t-shirt, but instead it's writing so you have to turn your head 90 degrees, left or right.

Bottle_of_Smoke

i have one with a shark in a napkin holding a knife and fork with a speech bubbles saying "personally im a leg man"

cartman

iv got a few of them

one that people tell me not to wear around town or ill get beaten up.

its a big picture of hitler and under it is says

LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM
Hitler still killed a ton of jews

got it on tshirt hell, i dont see anything bad about it its funny...

TrickyDicky

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=127

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=413

I have both of these tshirts.
Jesus still loves me right.........right?

Farls

I got a few tshirthell ones, got the "Finish your pussy, theres horny kids in ethiopia" and a sars one too.

Also got a John Deere one in NY there with "been there, cut that" on it.

Farlz

*adele*

funkyniff wrote:

i had one that said.
"im busy, your ugly
...have a nice day!"

ah yes i have that 2!good top its fun 2 point at when people are being annoying

*adele*

my friend has one where theres tiny writin on it sayin "stop starin at my tits!"

Mimikyu

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crazy angel

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Ha, funny, i like!

Fabrizio

I have a tshirt that says "Stop Rape......Consent!" and another that has a picture that shows a guy surfing on a big wave and says "i Surfed the Tsunami" terrible i know! Tut tut! im hanging my head in shame!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I have a tshirt that says "Stop Rape......Consent!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA