Funniest lyrics in a rock song?

The Fitz

mines gotta be - "how about the power, to kill a yak from 200 yards away, with MIND BULLETS!!!!!!!" taken from tenacious D, wonderboy

check out the attachment pic, its not as funny as the lyrics though

Karl Hungus

What does the attatched pic have to do with anything? *boggle*

Rozabeez

Pfft, all the lyrics to 'used to lover her' are well funny, and true(ish)

Mimikyu

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Chaos_Path

Anything by Manowar.

Seaneh

"**** this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, your moms a whore, wheres my dog 'cuz girls are such a drag"

erm, i forget the name, but it's a blink182 song.

Evilution

"I never realised missing children could be so sexy......did I just say that out loud?".

Bloodhound Gang - The Lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying.

Mr. Presentable

Anything by Turbonegro, even just the song titles. "Hobbit Motherf****r" for example. Pure class.

shinobi

Anything from the "Spinal Tap" movie.

NotMe

P&TTTB - Talk Show.

"F*ck my dad, f*ck my mum
Shag my sister, up the bum
F*ck the dog, f*ck the cat
They turn round, and f*ck me back

Talk show, on the talk show
Tell the world, on the talk show

I'm straight, I'm gay
I swing, both ways
I'm a bird, I'm a bloke
I'm both, I'm a joke

Talk show, on the talk show
Tell the world, on the talk show

Too fat, too thin
Just don't, fit in
I'm mad, I'm sane
Let me out, to kill again

Talk show, on the talk show
Tell the world, on the talk show
On the talk show, on the talk show
Tell the world, on the talk show."

Pugsley

"May you Sword stay wet like a young virgin in her prime"
Manowar - Hail and Kill

Classic

bassey

smells like nirvana

spongebobgirl

The Pixies song "I've Been Tired" has really funny lyrics,
'Strong legs, strong face, boys like her, dressed like a cluster of grapes.'

John

Pretty much anything by They Might Be Giants

Töpher

You're pregnant so I kicked you in the stomach
Anál Cúnt

Mimikyu

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Sarky

Manowar can be good for a laugh, alright (Heavy metal or no metal at all! Wimps and posers, LEAVE THE HALL!). It may be the child in me, but I do like the lyrics of So What by Anti Nowhere League.

Basq

Seaneh wrote:

"**** this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, your moms a whore, wheres my dog 'cuz girls are such a drag"

erm, i forget the name, but it's a blink182 song.

That's "Anthem - Part 2", by the way!

Zaph

Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em, that I've got no cerebellum

The Ramones - Teenage Lobotomy

NeroTheExtreme

F*ck The Middle East by S.O.D
I think it's more the fact that they're voiced so sarcastically that makes em funny.

---
F*ck the middle east
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We sure could live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their f*ckin' crisis
BEIRUT, LEBANON-Won't exist once we're done
LIBYA, IRAN-We'll flush the b*stards down the can
SYRIANS and SHIITES-Crush their faces with our might
Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks
---

The funny thing is, this was written in 1985!! Amazing how it still holds up today!
Nero

cournioni

Anal Cúnt - I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank

YOU ****ING DYKE
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN
YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER
YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK [x4]

INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING
YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD
YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE
YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK [x4]

Anal Cúnt's lyrics are bloody hilarious (even if OTT)!

spunkymunky

Slipknot - despise-slipknot album
"as soon as that cameras of, he's gonna f.uck that little dog"

Steven

Not the CD I'll be playing on my parent's Hi-Fi then. Maybe that's why I prefer incoherent frontmen?

My nomination goes to Avril Lavigne. It's surely comedic genius and not desperate, clumsy rhyming that made her pair up...
*looks up lyrics site*

"You held my hand and walked me home, I know"
"Why you gave me that kiss, it was something like this, it made me go oh oh"

This is why I never listen to the radio anymore.

Baggio

Pygme and the whore from Baker Street Muse on: Minstrell In The Gallery by JETHRO TULL

" fat bottomed freauline set yer weight on me said the Pygme to the whore desperate for more in his assault upon the mountain"!!!!!!

ciao Baggio

Matthewthebig

I know Spinal Tap have been mentioned but I'm a big fan of "Big Bottom":

"My girl fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I want to sink her with my pink Torpedo!
Big Bottom, Big Bottom talk about bun cakes my girls got 'em"

Nightwish

The entire Spinal Tap soundtrack is fantastic, but, they are trying to be funny. My favourite is "Forever shall the wolf in me desire the sheep in you" cos its a serious lyric

John

Nightwish wrote:

The entire Spinal Tap soundtrack is fantastic, but, they are trying to be funny

Unlike An*l C*nt who are being deadly serious :rolleyes:

Civilian_Target

Rozabeez wrote:

Pfft, all the lyrics to 'used to lover her' are well funny, and true(ish)

I ahve fallen for your mother - she can make her own way home...

The Fitz

United States of Whatever - liam Lynch was hilarious

johnscone

i know a mouse he hasn't got a house , i don't don't know why i call him gerald

Piste

It's ok to eat fish cos they dont have any feelings- Nirvana, something in the way.