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Manga-paddy

Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

<Ignignot gives planet Earth the finger from his space ship>
Ignignot: I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can

Red vs Blue (not TECHNICALY a cartoon but still):

<Sarge and Caboose find a dead blue soldier>
Caboose: Sargent! Look! A sleeping person!
<Sarge checks his pulse>
Sarge: He's not sleeping Caboose, he's dead.
Caboose: Oh good. I thought that was me. Because I am blue....and I like to sleep. But he is dead so it cannot be me.....that would be silly.

<Sarge finds a window into a blue base but it's too high for him to see in>
Sarge: Caboose, come over here and give me a boost!
Caboose: Ok, you are a good person and people value your ideas.
Sarge: Not a moral boost, a physical one! I need to know what they're doing in there.
<pause>
Caboose: I do not think you are tall enough.
Sarge (frustrated): I know. I want you to stand on my shoulders and tell me what's going on.
Caboose: I don't think I am tall enough either. Also, my head is round. And that window is square...

Tar.Aldarion

mr. burns to homer
'seems the catapillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark,a shark with a gun for a mouth. touche.'