Who is on your get-out clause

Nightwish

say your married/co-habiting with you partner in a long term relationship. then your fantsies come true. You get a chance to meet your idol, and when you do its amazing. He/she wants to fu*k you. So whaddya do? You have a get-clause where it states the one celebrity you get to shag, should an encounter ever occur! its a Complete fantasy i know
mine would be Ville Valo, the most beautiful man alive

Anaiyela

mines gotta be Joaquin Phoenix, the sexiest man alive! :rolleyes:

kinkstr

elisha cuthbert

Nightwish

kinkstr wrote:

elisha cuthbert

i didnt know who she was til i looked her up. nice body but i dont like blondes

BolBill

Nightwish wrote:

i didnt know who she was til i looked her up. nice body but i dont like blondes

Shes isn't blond (usually)

In response to the thread : Claire Forlani or Ashley Judd or Caroline Morahan.

MickFarr

I would have to put Angelina Jolie on mine! hmmm sexy baby

kinkstr

BolBill wrote:

Shes isn't blond (usually)

In response to the thread : Claire Forlani or Ashley Judd or Caroline Morahan.

shes always been blonde!

monkeyfudge

Do fictional characters count?

Zira as played by Kim Hunter in Planet of the Apes
Ari as played by Helena Bonham Carter in Planet of the Apes Remake.

Oh... and Scarran War Minister Akhna from Farscape.

BolBill

kinkstr wrote:

shes always been blonde!

All over????

Chinafoot

Yep i'm with Anaiyela, has to be Joaquin Phoenix.
he is unbelievably sexy!

(harry connick jr comes in at a close second though)

kinkstr

well shes blonde in the 3 seasons of 24,"the girl next door" and all other pictures ive seen of her are blonde,i should know im practically stalking her!
claire forlani has to be in my get out clause aswell

WhiteWashMan

jamie oliver

at least id get decent poached eggs in the morning.

BolBill

WhiteWashMan wrote:

jamie oliver

at least id get decent poached eggs in the morning.

Yeah but you'd have to put up with him saying "pucker" and his tongue sticking to his mouth and there's fact that he's just a twat

Mrs.Babalady

Christ WWM , you've just reminded me of a filthy dream I had about Jamie Oliver the other night. He didn't stay to make brekkie tho!

On the topic in question, mine would have to be George Clooney, not very unique I know but even if the performance wasn't up to much just him looking at me in that certain way he does would probably be enough to do the trick !

Kêrmêttê

monkeyfudge wrote:

Do fictional characters count?

Zira as played by Kim Hunter in Planet of the Apes
Ari as played by Helena Bonham Carter in Planet of the Apes Remake.

Hmmm... serious monkey fettish there

I dunno who I'd pick myself... I've never had any interest in famous ppls

Dr. Loon

monkeyfudge wrote:

Do fictional characters count?

Zira as played by Kim Hunter in Planet of the Apes
Ari as played by Helena Bonham Carter in Planet of the Apes Remake.

Oh... and Scarran War Minister Akhna from Farscape.

There's something very wrong with you.
Mine would be the Devil.

ven0m

Kêrmêtt&#234 wrote:

I've never had any interest in famous ppls

Me either..... although, one of my previous ex's best friends.... phhwwwwooooaaarrrrr!!!!!!!!! Although, now I look way better & I seen her recently & she couldn't get over how I looked now & looked me over, maybe I get to try that one out now


::: ven0mous :::

TwoShedsJackson

Nicole Kidman.

Kingsize

its gotta be the "lovely debbie magee" Paul Daniel's beautiful assistant.

Admittedly she's not the best looking bird but id say she knows a few tricks.


( i'll get me coat)

Nightwish

that has to win as the weirdest!!! even stranger than the monkey fetish.

Ardent

Kelly Brook

Dempsey

Jennifer Lopez. I could tell her to fúck off afterwards:D

weemcd

Rachel Stevens

Third_Echelon

Kingsize wrote:

its gotta be the "lovely debbie magee" Paul Daniel's beautiful assistant.

Admittedly she's not the best looking bird but id say she knows a few tricks.


( i'll get me coat)

Im sure Mr.Daniels would have something to say about that seeing she's his wife

Id say my get out clause woman would have to be Clare Forlani... yum didy yum.. :eek:

mayordenis

Alyson hannigan

Quigs Snr

Natalie Portman

(Kirsten Dunst close second, with honorable mentions to Kelly Brook and Emanuelle Beart among others)

Sleepy

Kirsten Dunst or Natalie Portman... and any woman I'd marry would understand why I can't only have one!

Quigs Snr

Hey sleepy...SNAP!

Sleepy

/me doffs cap

obviously a man of good taste

Skellington

sophie ellis bexter...hmmm

or if she wasnt available then aimee lee...

Nightwish

Sophie ellis bextor is hideous. she's scary looking, whereas Amy Lee is my ideal chick if i was looking for one

kinkstr

keira knightley and rachel weisz, 2 of the tastiest brunettes i have ever seen

Miles

It would have to be Scarlett Johansson.


:cool:

nlgbbbblth

Amanda Brunker would be mine

Civilian_Target

Nightwish wrote:

Sophie ellis bextor is hideous. she's scary looking, whereas Amy Lee is my ideal chick if i was looking for one

Odd that you'd say that - I think they're remarkably similar - just that Amy Lee's a goth - if you put Sophie in the same clothes, there'd be little enough difference (although I reckon she still wouldn't sound as good as Amy Lee)

Peace

ffs, pictures please..

Nightwish

Civilian_Target wrote:

Odd that you'd say that - I think they're remarkably similar - just that Amy Lee's a goth - if you put Sophie in the same clothes, there'd be little enough difference (although I reckon she still wouldn't sound as good as Amy Lee)

Sophie Ellis Bextor has this whole giant head thing going on. She looks like a lollipop. Also her face kinda square.Amy Lee doesnt look like her at all, the only resemblance is the black hair and pale skin. Anyway different strokes for different folks