Funneh chat up lines!

memphis · 06-01-2005 10:24pm #1

Ok folks, post up your really silly/funny chat up lines, and maybe mods can make a sticky outta it.

I'll get the ball rolling.....

GUY: Oh, hello there, tell me, how much does a polar bear weigh?

GIRL: I have no idea!

GUY: Neither do I, just thought I'd break the ice!

Rozabeez · 06-01-2005 10:31pm

Is that a ladder in your tights? or the stairway to heaven?

Sangre · 06-01-2005 10:35pm

memphis wrote:

Ok folks, post up your really silly/funny chat up lines, and maybe mods can make a sticky outta it.

I'll get the ball rolling.....

GUY: Oh, hello there, tell me, how much does a polar bear weigh?

GIRL: I have no idea!

GUY: Neither do I, just thought I'd break the ice!

'Neither do I but at least it broke the ice' makes more sense tbh.

'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'

Rozabeez · 06-01-2005 10:38pm

Nice legs, what time do they open?

memphis · 06-01-2005 10:42pm

GUY: Did it hurt?

GIRL: What?

GUY: When ya fell from Heaven!

StupidLikeAFox · 06-01-2005 11:01pm

Nice shoes, wanna ****?

Spalk0 · 07-01-2005 11:23am

" Well?......*looks down at crotch*.....Its not gonna suck itself!"

*lick finger and wipe on her sleeve* "Lets get you out of those wet clothes!"

-oRnein9- · 07-01-2005 4:30pm

carrotcake · 07-01-2005 4:38pm

Sangre wrote:

'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'

classic!

Jabbathegut · 07-01-2005 6:13pm

Guy: Do you Wrestle?
Girl: No
Guy: Then lets see ya Box...

Maximilian · 07-01-2005 6:18pm

Best one I've heard in a long time:

"Do you want to go halves on a bastard?"

Ruhan · 07-01-2005 7:22pm

**** me if I'm wrong, but your name is Gertrude.

goin'_to_the_PS · 07-01-2005 10:26pm

guy: i take pictures for womens own mag and i'v been looking for a face like yours
girl: really, because i'm a plastic surgeon and i've been looking for a face like yours