Funneh chat up lines!

simu

elivsvonchiaing wrote:

Jebus girls - help us out here ffs! These last posts are really dire (including my own)! Please kindly instruct us how to get in you're knickers

Be pretty.

Neway, here's one I came up with today for Cadbury fans:

Hey there, wanna cream my eggs?

mobile04

had a right few giggles over the last week with these beautys .
great stuff indeed
the lines i took from here worked a treat heres proof......
see attachment.

jolt

Guy I know tells this story about being out on the pull in the seventies.

Guy says : Will you give me a blow job
Girl says : Whats a blow job
Guy says : Get down there and talk to that thing

pedro_el_killio

hi my name is (INSERT NAME HERE).....and im not gay

it has worked once before....its only good to use once i think

minnie_mouse

Whats ur faverourite leetters in the alaphbet??

mine is U and I.... :rolleyes:

joejoem

hey I might not be the best looking guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you

Ruhan

Ask a girl "have you ever sucked a d!ck you didn't like?".

If she answers 'yes', she's a dirty c0cksucker, and will probably suck you anyway.
If she answers 'no', she just really likes sucking d!ck, and will probably suck you anyway.

enda_4

"are you familiar with the young fella in the purple poloneck?"

petes

Hows your belly for a lodger?

modular

http://alsongs.com/index.cfm?view=alsong&SongNumber=166

elivsvonchiaing

enda_4 wrote:

"are you familiar with the young fella in the purple poloneck?"

Jebus! first one i'd never heard before! fair play!

enda_4

Can ya play the skin whistle? :eek:
What about the hairy banjo?

Buttmunchy

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" (Abit soppy)
lemme think...


1. I've forgotten my phone number, can I borrow yours?
2. That's a smashing blouse you've got on.
3. Your clothes look great, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.
4. As long as you've got my face, you'll never need a chair.

Haha - credit goes to:
http://www.juracid.demon.co.uk/mnuts/page45.html

spoon

your hair smells nice, can i stand here?

Grizabella

I heard that the most successful chat-up line is 'This time next year let's be laughing together'. I'd have to say it's a bit too sentimental for my liking.