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Totally useless facts

  • 08-01-2005 6:57pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,948 ✭✭✭✭


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 10,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭ecksor


    Moving to After Hours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    If you can roll your tongue......so can one of your parents.....
    If you have earlobes, so do your parents.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


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    "The male spider, as is typical among arthropods, possesses nothing like a penis. Therefore, how does the male's sperm enter the female's body? It's with the help of little leg-like appendages at the male spider's head, called palps. Before the male goes searching for a female, he deposits a droplet of sperm on a scrap of silk, sucks this into his plunger-like palp, and keeps it handy as he sets off looking for a female. Once he's found his mate and courtship has proceeded satisfactorily, during the mating process the male reaches beneath the female's abdomen with his palp and inserts the sperm through a slit there. From that point, the sperm pass to the eggs more or less as you might expect."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    more people are killed by donkey anually than airplanes.
    all polar bears are left handed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,948 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.

    Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.

    Only one satellite has been ever been destroyed by a meteor: the European Space Agency's Olympus in 1993.

    At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,948 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,323 ✭✭✭OfflerCrocGod


    This post has been deleted.
    Really small bathtubs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 477 ✭✭abccormac


    Carrots come from afghanistan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    Cod is not a real fish. It was invented by frozen food companies as an April Fool joke in 1907.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    You can actually hear a ducks quack echo, but it's just not loud enough...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    The average human ingests 50 spiders while asleep during their lifetime :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    What's an average human?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Carrots used to be purple.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    Ro: maaan! wrote:
    What's an average human?
    David Beckham, Spice girls, Roy Keane, Pat Kenny - do I need to elaborate? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,948 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,948 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 477 ✭✭abccormac


    We share 33% of our dna with spinach


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,948 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Probably is. We share 48% with cabbage. It just goes to show you, SCREW CREATIONISM!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,948 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    Did you know that DNA stands for the National Association of Dyslexics?


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 17,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Miles wrote:
    The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.
    What about Azerbijan?
    We produce over 30 bathtubs of saliva a day
    Bollocks. We produce between 1000ml and 1500ml URL=http://greenfield.fortunecity.com/rattler/46/upali2.htm]link[/URL. May the fact is for per year?
    sarky wrote:
    Carrots used to be purple.
    They're on sale currently in the UK, reintroduced. Interesting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    ixoy wrote:
    What about Azerbijan?

    You're correct. I'll have to bring myself into the post 1991 era.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,386 ✭✭✭d22ontour


    spinach shares 37% of the same dna with cabbages


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This post has been deleted.

    Could have sworn I heard that before, and it was 7. Ah well.
    We share 48% with cabbage.

    Hmmm so when you call someone a cabbage, you're not lying. Interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    78% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    97% of these facts are completely untrue.

    My post count is, at the time of posting, equal to the number of the beast.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭lisa.c


    every one shares 99% dna its the one % that makes us unique.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 17,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    This post has been deleted.
    There's a picture on this page here of a paper folded 11 times and some mathematical equations about the process...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    ixoy wrote:
    There's a picture on this page here of a paper folded 11 times and some mathematical equations about the process...

    Tis interesting... if you folded a piece of paper 17 times it would be the height of a two storey house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭joe.


    Mens nipples have absolutely no use.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    Cats sleep 18 hours a day on average.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,574 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    I hope I get aids and die.

    I also want to be banned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    bmarley wrote:
    Mens nipples have absolutely no use.
    One love!... let's get together and be alright! - err don't know where original post went - this is an edit! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    At the deepest point in the ocean, the pressure is more than 8 tons per square inch.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 477 ✭✭abccormac


    swear to god!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    I thought that 98 percent of our dna was the same as that of a banana could be wrong though.

    The first ever european number one was Galway bay by joseph locke in 1948 (Radio Luxemburg charts) the first UK number 1 was "here in My Heart" by Al Martino on 14 November 1952.

    The mother of Darkness lead singer Justin Hawkins is none other than the singer Sophie B Hawkins. (Damn I wish I was your Lover and As I lay Me Down)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Reading this thread makes me want to bang my head against a wall.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    The longest word in standard English dictionaries is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

    *apparently*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    The most frequently used method in suicide attempts is self poisoning (85.4%).


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,432 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peteee


    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words (www.phobialist.com)

    Although I have seen another variation of this aswell!


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bmarley wrote:
    Mens nipples have absolutely no use.

    Depends if you're into piercing.
    Miles wrote:
    At the deepest point in the ocean, the pressure is more than 8 tons per square inch.

    Ye Gads! Bring back the metric system!
    Peteee wrote:
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words (www.phobialist.com)

    Although I have seen another variation of this aswell!

    Sure its not fear of hippos?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Most of the "useless facts" people like to spew out on threads like these can be debunked by this website. FACT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭Gothic Warrior


    Eggs can withstand over 410lbs of pressure if applied equally, without even cracking.

    There is no way of proving "Demeantors" stupid spider theory.

    Taxi drivers genuinely believe they have the RIGHT not to use indicators.

    Anyone who picks up an accent (i.e. American or English, etc) while on holidays has a weak personality.

    Most Americans don't realise Rhode Island is a state.

    Watching Reality TV lowers your IQ.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭Miles


    There are no dry cleaners in Peru.

    Fact check that one...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    Anyone who picks up an accent (i.e. American or English, etc) while on holidays has a weak personality.

    I know a guy who picks up the accent of wherever he is staying in 3-4 days (he's dutch) , and umm.... .no there's no way in hell I'd class him as having a "weak" personality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭modular


    You've probably heard this, but 18% of Americans couldn't locate America on a map.

    And I got it from a trivial pursuit question, not one of the countless sites on the net that constantly get proven wrong.

    Not that it's definitely true, though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭Gothic Warrior


    Mordeth wrote:
    I know a guy who picks up the accent of wherever he is staying in 3-4 days (he's dutch) , and umm.... .no there's no way in hell I'd class him as having a "weak" personality.
    I have to disagree. If he has a strong personality, he'll just be himself.


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