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Redneck Medical Terms Defined

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  • 30-05-2000 11:11pm
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    SPACE COWBOY
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    Benign..........What you be, after you be
    eight.
    Artery.........The study of paintings.
    Bacteria.........Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium...........What doctors do when
    patients die.
    Cesarean Section.....A neighborhood in Rome.
    Cat scan..........Searching for kitty.
    Cauterize........Made eye contact with her.
    Colic..........A sheep dog.
    Coma...........A punctuation mark.
    D&C...........Where Washington is.
    Dilate..........To live long.
    Enema..........Not a friend.
    Fester............Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula..........A small lie.
    Genital..........Non-Jewish person.
    G.I. Series........World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail.........What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent.........Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain........Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff........A doctor's cane.
    Morbid..........A higher offer.
    Nitrates...........Cheaper then day rates.
    Node.............I knew it.
    Outpatient..........A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear........A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis...........Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative........A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum............Damn near killed him.
    Secretion.........Hiding something.
    Seizure..........Roman emperor.
    Tablet...........A small table.
    Terminal Illness........Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumor...........One plus one more.
    Urine..............Opposite of you're out.
    Varicose...........Nearby/close by.


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