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  • 04-06-2000 8:13pm
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    Take it
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    Ten Things Men Know About Women.

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    10: They have Tits


    Do you know what would have happened if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?

    a miracle?

    no.

    They would have
    asked directions,
    arrived on time,
    helped deliver the baby,
    cleaned the stable,
    made a casserole,
    and brought practical gifts.


    Men's rebuttal, (by Jim a defensive male):

    Yeah, and do you know what they said when they left?

    "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"

    "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"

    "Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals in the house?"

    "I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"

    "And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!"

    "Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole
    dish back?"




    [This message has been edited by Take it (edited 04-06-2000).]


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