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StarWars Joke

BossArky · 2000-06-09 10:18:00

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Anyway, poor old Luke is having a…

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09-06-2000 11:18am

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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully
using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of
noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew
nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi
Master.
Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in
both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually
himself. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the
forks, Luke."

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