It's the Itchy and Scratchy show...

Trojan

Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. However,
he had one longstanding wish - to suck the Queen's voluptuous breasts
to his mind's desire. Every time he pass the Queen, he would get
frustrated.

He revealed his desire to Birbal one day, and begged him to do
something about it. Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the
condition that Ahmed could suck the breasts to his desire but later he
would have to pay Birbal 1,000 gold coins for it. Ahmed agreed.

The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured
it into the Queen's bra while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching
started and grew in intensity much to the King's anxiety. Consultations
with doctors and Birbal revealed that a special saliva, if applied for
four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a saliva was only
in Ahmed's mouth.

Akbar summoned Ahmed and for the next 4 hours Ahmed violently
sucked the Queen's breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing, he got
what he always desired. Satisfied he returned back and met Birbal, but
in his lust and since his mission was over he refused to pay Birbal
anything and in fact he shooed him away.

Ahmed of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to
the king. But Ahmed had underestimated Birbal. Next day Birbal duly
put that lotion in King Akbar's underwear. Ahmed was called promptly
by the King again.