Monkeys

Magnolia_Fan

Anyone know where I can buy a monkey?

Rabies

Why would you want a monkey?

Buy a monkey

shelly04

i have 2 in the form of brothers.
you are more than welcome to them

Magnolia_Fan

Why would I want a monkey!?!....they rock the body that rocks the party I looked into it myself but all I could find was some warped labratory in Dublin that had Monkeys

Our man in Havana

If you really want monkies - You will need to import from the uk or from the north - You do realise monkies smell & bite?????????

If you really are interested in learning more check this site out http://steveman.conforums.com/index.cgi?action=login2

Marmosets are about £1000 a pair - & monkies need to be in pairs or groups!

koneko

Magnolia Fan,

Are you serious or trolling?

Keeping a monkey as a pet is not a great idea. A lot of monkeys just aren't suitable to be kept as pets and become very unhappy and destructive (especially when they reach their "teenage years"). They're not meant to be kept as pets.

Blub2k4

koneko wrote:

Magnolia Fan,

Are you serious or trolling?

Keeping a monkey as a pet is not a great idea. A lot of monkeys just aren't suitable to be kept as pets and become very unhappy and destructive (especially when they reach their "teenage years"). They're not meant to be kept as pets.

But tarzans monkeys are always well mannered and come when they are called, and that one that hangs around with Clint Eastwood and the pgtips monkeys and the monkey butlers in the Simpsons.......

davej

Clint Eastwood hung around with an Orangutan. Wasn't tarzan's monkey called "cheetah" or something ?

and the pgtips monkeys and the monkey butlers in the Simpsons.......

Yeah but what about the likes of Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls? He's an evil supervillain.

davej

Blub2k4

davej wrote:

Clint Eastwood hung around with an Orangutan. Wasn't tarzan's monkey called "cheetah" or something ?



Yeah but what about the likes of Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls? He's an evil supervillain.

davej

Orangutan, monkey, man they are all simians, dont be so pedantic :P

But yes I never thought about that powerpuff villain, damn, maybe monkeys are not such a good idea, especially ones with aspirations towards world domination.

landser

maybe not a great pet, but if it was naughty, then you'd have the spank the monkey!!!




....i'll get my coat

Zombienosh

i always thought it was illegal to have a monkey! :eek:

if not, then im getting a monkey, after i rob a bank that is.

Blub2k4

-AlcoholicA- wrote:

i always thought it was illegal to have a monkey! :eek:

if not, then im getting a monkey, after i rob a bank that is.

Get an evil monkey to rob the bank!!!!

Damn, on reflection that is catch 22.

Zombienosh

ah in the famous words of Abe(grampa) Simpson "I can't wait to eat that monkey"

Blub2k4

I can get you a monkey for a pony. ( said in a Del Boy accent)

monkeyfudge

As much as I'd love to have a monkey (and believe me, I'd REALLY LIKE a monkey) I just wouldn't have the time or the enviroment to look after it.

I'm pretty happy with my monkey Darwin though... that's him in my sig...

He may just be a glove puppet.. but he's real to me...

He's actually very well made.. so lovely to touch and he has such a long beautiful tail... If I can make it along to the next Boardstock I'll bring Darwin with me so you can all see how great he is...

koneko

Back on topic everyone ::rolleyes::
(shifty eyes at Blub2k4 and Alcholic)
Next person to spam or go off topic gets punished.

Magnolia_Fan

My mom actually had a monkey when she was younger but she grew up in America. Her sister brought it outside to play with him and forgot to put on his little monkey jacket and he died. She said he was a great pet, I know about the monkey teen years but it doesn't happen to all monkeys just the overwhelming majority and sure if it does happen thats why toilet flush lol J/K

eth0_

I'm pretty sure you need to have a licence to keep an exotic animal like a monkey.

koneko

Yeah, I get the distinct impression you're trolling, particularly after the comments in your last post. Feel free to PM me if you're actually serious, otherwise this is most likely getting locked.

EKRIUQ

saw this in the buy and Sell

Small Monkey Wanted to good home,
Owner going away for some Time,
Contact: M. Jackson, Neverland Ranch, L.A.:)

koneko

Locked because the PM just made me more convinced you're not even serious.