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SickBoy

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted
I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... After
careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded
with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle
and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass,
which I drank. Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and
did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey
down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle
down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink
out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out
of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked
the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When
I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted
the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were
twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and
finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not
under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not
half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know
who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

Izzo

Fery vunny

Shiminay

Nice 'un Jimmy

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Dav
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Bard

Argh... reminds me of an unpleasant incident with 3 nagans of Paddy... (never again!)


Nice one

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Bard

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