A Little Johnny Joke (TM)

Lucutus

The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment. Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral in it.

Next day, Kathy said, "My father's a farmer, and we have a lot of
egg-laying hens. One time we were taking eggs to market in a box on the
front seat of the truck, when we hit a bump and a lot of them broke and
made a mess."

"So, what's the moral of the story," asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Another child, Lucy, told her story. "Our family are farmers too. But we
raise chickens for the meat market. We had 16 eggs one time, but when they
hatched, we only got 10 live chicks. And the moral to this story is: don't
count your chickens until they hatch."

"That was fine," said the teacher. "Now, Johnny, do you have a story too?"

"Yes, ma'am. My daddy told me about my Aunt Karen. She was a flight
engineer in Desert Storm in Iraq--and her plane got hit. She had to bail
out over enemy territory. All she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine
gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
break. Then she landed in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed 70
with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. She hacked 20 more with
the machete until the blade broke. And she killed the last 10 with her bare
hands."

"Good heavens!" exclaimed the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did
your daddy tell you was in this terrible story?"

"Don't fúck with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."

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Lucutus of Borg

Shiminay

Good 'un Luc!

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All the best,

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