WHAT GUY'S NAMES MEAN

Draco

> Aarons - are ugly but have the best yumuka's
> Adams - are cute, funny and need a bath
> Adrians - are usually short and very horny, they watch cartoons
> Alans - are shy but sensitive, get screwed over by women
> Alexs - are cute and short but very open to corruption
> Andys - are nice and sweet, work in the mail room
> Andrews - two faced and conceited, become directors, CEO's
> Antonios - have great bodies and beautiful skin, and chicken brains
> Anthonys - are great guys and kind to all girls, smell of weed
> Barrys - are losers
> Bens - are funny and can be real difficult to beat at games
> Bernards - light fires and pinch girls bottoms
> Bills - hung like a slave and celibate
> Bobs - are quiet and unpopular, they eat with their hands
> Brads - think everyone likes them... but they don't
> Brandons - are good looking but use girls
> Brendans - are quiet and sweet, get beaten up all the time
> Bretts - world wide sluts and really insensitive, women love them
> Brians - are mean and only think of themselves, no he's not the
Messiah - he's just a naughty boy.
> Bryans - are sexy, but stupid - can't spell
> Bronsens - are annoying and never grow up - have a stupid name
> Bruces - think everybody else names is also Bruce
> Bryces - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill them
within a week
> Calebs - immature in a naive way, drive a Gemini
> Camerons - think they're funny...they're not, fall asleep during sex
> Carsons - are fun to be around and are really sensitive
> Chads - are cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American
> movies - no real person has that name.
> Chris's - have great bodies and have lots of different friends, but
> are full of themselves
> Christians - are very sexy and seductive (think 'legends of the fall')

> Clarks - are hilarious and always in trouble, problem with'jailbait'
> Claytons - are very sweet and adore girls, but are very superficial
> Coles - nice, funny, and are fun to be around
> Conors - lie to women and blow up public buildings ; try to fit in -
they never do
> Cyrils - are, well, Cyrils
> Dans - are quiet but funny, but become easily addicted to narcotics
> Danes - are weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid
> Daniels - extremely funny and will to anything for a shag, will tell
> you about it if you shout.
> Dannys - are funny but ugly, end up running fashion magazines
> Davids - hotties and work out a lot, love girls named Florence
> Daves - extremely sexy,always funny,intelligent,good in bed,=20
> stylish,trendsetter - ie ****ers
> Deans - are full of themselves and think with their dicks
> Dennis's - are either very nice to girls or a ****
> Dereks - have great mummies, and blow-up doll collections
> Dominics - are hilarious and will do anything to please
> Dons - dickheads
> Dougs - have greasy faces, drinking problems and warts
> Drews - are bad **** losers who never shut-up
> Dylans - are horny *******s, who can't sing
> Dwaynes - cool guys to be around if you can handle their name.
> Eddies - want too many chicks they'll never get cuz they're ********s
> Erics - shy
> Eriks - are funny and treat girls how they want to be treated
> Evans - are a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patients
> Franks - are "different" - missing DNA - favour girls named Lucy
> Garths - are sweet but dress too good to be straight
> Garys - are drug addicts but are willing to share
> Geoffs - prefer golf to sex and war to peace
> Georges - are barmen who drink more than they serve
> Glenns - are the sweetest guys to start with then turn into dickheads
> Grahams - are damn sexy but very hard to understand
> Grants - are annoying ****s
> Gregs - are really sweet and feel sorry for themselves
> Haydns - are try hards
> Howards - like small breasted women and pornography (doesn't
everybody?)
> Ilans - really popular but think all the girls want them
> Jakes - are shy and sweet but sluts when drunk
> Jasons - HORNY!! but so sweet and you can talk to them about anything
> Jays - are very sweet when you get to know them well
> Jeffs - are really ugly
> Jeromes - are gay, but very unhappy
> Jeremys - are loud and think they're all that they say they are
> Jermaines - are ugly and make girls puke
> Jesses - are unpopular and need to move on
> James - are sweet kind and always laughing - at you
> Jacks - stupid but hot
> Jimmys - are sweet but users, have fantasies of Love & Affection (any
> Redd Kross fans out there?).
> Joes - have no friends or lives - tend to kill small animals
> Johns - are built like bears, sexy but tend to lose their head
> Jonothans - think they're good - they're ****
> Jordans - Are Sexy but weird in bed
> Joses - are hot boys with a love of hermaphrodites
> Joshs - attractive, like sports, travelling, meeting people and having
fun
> Juniors - are hotties and are totally good at football
> Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful
> Kains - are the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up
> Karls - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
> Kevins - can never get a girlfriend
> Keiths - are good people to talk to when you have a problem - theirs
> are worse.
> Kellens - are very, very .... anything you want them to be
> Kims - are very understanding and caring, feel lost in Korea
> Kurts - can kick anyones ****
> Kys - see Kains
> Kyles - are hornballs, who eat too many cornchips
> Larrys - cute but are wannabe players with big arsees
> Laureys - are short and funny looking
> Liams - are loud mouthed ********s, normally found in rock bands
> and pubs
> Lorenzos - are fine and dress in stolen gold
> Louies - are unconventional, wise and annoying
> Lucas - are fat losers that date other men
> Lukes - seem to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!!!
> Malcoms - are tallmen who tend to lose their trousers
> Marks - are girls dressed up as boys
> Matts - look like the perfect guy sweet and goodlooking, but are full
> of it and untrustworthy
> Mikes - HORNY!! but - can't get passed the missionary position though
> Mitchells - are the ugliest dogs and they don't get any
> Nathans - are stupid as hell, and tend to make other feel like they're

> there.
> Neils - Sweet and will do anything in this world for you, like to eat
> lentils
> Olivers - very proper and rich - most likely to lead an army
> Oscars - losers, a good name for a dog
> Owens - cute guys that are immature, and sing Welsh songs
> Pats - drunks, drunks, drunks
> Pauls - cool, calm and handsome
> Peters- are cuties but very shy, make women feel like virgins
> Phillips - are stupid idiots who wish they were cool -
> Reagens - are ...strange
> Rhys's - had their minds stolen by aliens a long, long time ago
> Rickys - are ugly ****heads that everybody hates
> Richards - are lions in bears clothing and have more wet dreams than
> anybody.
> Robs - tall and ugly...everybody hates them
> Rodneys - as wide as they are tall, as intelligent as they are unique
> Rogers - need to be weleased
> Rons - dress like AFL Footballers and like to prance
> Ross's - total losers and computer geniuses
> Russells - like to play in the leaves
> Ryans - short but sexy bodies and even sexier minds
> Sams - are wannabe sex machines
> Scotts - have serious disabilities
> Seans - have small testicles and no friends
> Seths - are so sweet to other people but traitors
> Simons - are quiet and very very simple

> Shannons - are the most determined and persevering sweeties in the
world
> Steves - are popular and funny when looked at side on
> Stuarts - are droll guys with great arses and suicidal tendencies
> Tims - are hot but a bit strange, can never tell where they are
> Tobys - are *******s
> Toms - are cool but can be arrogant
> Tonys - are hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around
> Travis's - are fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found
> Trevors - are sweet and funny but at sometimes untrustworthy
> Troys - are cute and popular
> Taylors - are gay
> Warrens - are cool, homosexual guys
> Wesleys - are great guys and easy to tolerate
> Wills - wish they were popular
> Zachs - sweet and polite and adorable

Coyote

lol, i like it,
Coyote

LoLth

woohoo! I actually get a good review!!

LoLth

nice one!

damn double post.....

[This message has been edited by LoLth (edited 08-06-2000).]

Bard

hmmm... Im not on the list...

My friend "Andrew" will have a difficult time deciding whether he wants to be an "Andy" or an "Andrew"

TwoShedsJackson

Conors - lie to women and blow up public buildings ; try to fit in -
they never do

yeah sounds close enough



[This message has been edited by Castor Troy (edited 08-06-2000).]

MiCr0

Davids - hotties and work out a lot, love girls named Florence
Daves - extremely sexy,always funny,intelligent,good in bed, stylish, trendsetter - ie ****ers

Jak

Originally posted by Draco:
Andrews - two faced and conceited, become directors, CEO's
> Jakes - are shy and sweet but sluts when drunk
> Jays - are very sweet when you get to know them well
> Jacks - stupid but hot

Such choice - What'll i use today then ...

JAK.


[This message has been edited by Jak (edited 08-06-2000).]

Take it

> Dereks - have great mummies, and blow-up doll collections

Fukk off you all just jelous of my blow-up doll collection.

Dave

Davids - hotties and work out a lot, love girls named Florence
Daves - extremely sexy,always funny,intelligent,good in bed,=20
stylish,trendsetter - ie ****ers
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im both

BossArky

No Marcus I see.

Shiminay

No Dav or Davitt either

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All the best,

Dav
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