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Three legged Donkey

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  • 09-06-2000 10:21am
    #1
    Bard
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    Ok... What do you call a 3-legged donkey? ...

    A Wonkey!

    (but wait... there's more...)



    What do you call a three-legged one-eyed donkey?

    A Winky Wonkey!

    (and as if that wasn't enough...)



    What do you call a three-legged one-eyed Elvis Presley impersonating donkey?

    A Honky Tonky Winky Wonkey.


    (alright,... I'm done now... firing squad at dawn?)


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    plastic membrane
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    Yes, but only after your beaten to a bloody pulp and repeatedly raped by Bubba the horse molester.
    Nah, wasnt that bad. if i had been stoned i probably would have wet myself


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    #3
    Bard
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    What a pity you weren't then wink.gif


    Bard

    http://niall.okeeffe.com


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    Take it
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Take it


    its a:
    A Honky Tonky Winky Wonkey Donkey
    u fool wink.gif


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    #5
    Bard
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    nope... "Wonkey" was the explanation for "3 legged donkey"... thus filling in for the final word, "donkey" there... so...! - why tf do you feel the need to question my answer to my own joke there?

    Honky Tonky Winky Wonkey still stands, bud... as "Wonkey" fills in for "Donkey" thar...!


    psst... 6 pints on here and editing my post...

    now THAT ... I consider WELL sad, ... wtf, Niall!?...
    www.niall.okeeffe.com

    [This message has been edited by Bard (edited 12-06-2000).]


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    Take it
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    BECAUSE A DONKEY HAS 3 LEGS ITS CALLED A WONKEY HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PURE DEFENCELESS DONKEY FFS IF A HUMAN HAS ONE EYE WOULD YOU CHANGE HIS NAME THINK OF THE DONKEYS FEELINGS FFS.

    RACIST B0LL0X

    [This message has been edited by Take it (edited 12-06-2000).]


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    Bard
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    HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PURE DEFENCELESS DONKEY

    Sheesh, dude... it's a joke... get with it, eh?



    Bard

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    Lucutus
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    rofl, now thats funny...


    +4k3 1+ B4rD

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    Lucutus of Borg


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    Lucutus
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    I was refering to +4ke 1+'5 comments...

    old joke...remember it from school daze...

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    Lucutus of Borg


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    Bard
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    aw... oh well... I tried biggrin.gif
    Bard

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    Take it
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    biggrin.gif


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    Hobbes
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    #13
    Bard
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    *grin*... thanks, man wink.gif

    I'm sure there's more where that came from... *thinks.....*
    Bard

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    #14
    Take it
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    Damn those donkey p0rn sites


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    #15
    Illkillya
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    i'm sorry, but Take-It is right. I saw that joke on Den2 last year smile.gif


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    Shiminay
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    Where do you get them Hobbes???


    All the best,

    Dav
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    My page of stuff


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    Bard
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    aww... the poor old wonkey... er.. I mean donkey.
    Bard

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    Cake Fiend
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    What do u call an obnoxious tall heroin-addicted chinese smelly perverted ganja-smokin' minature sex-obsessed Elvis-impersonating one-eyed three-legged donkey that plays with itself?

    A cranky lanky junky chinky manky kinky skanky dinky bonky hanky-panky honky-tonky winkey wonkey ****y donkey

    /me takes a bow tongue.gif


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    Shiminay
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    You truely need help dude smile.gif


    All the best,

    Dav
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    Lump
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    Well Bard. I found the joke midly humerious. I like you am Sad too.


    John

    And TAKE IT WTF. Do you live in a forest protecting animals or something. You crazy Fewl.

    John


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    Cake Fiend
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    Hmm... I left out chunky, funky and spanky, among others


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    #22
    Bard
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    LOL Sico... the thread about the three legged donkey lives on...! woohoo!!!

    (I didn't think it'd last)
    Bard

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    #23
    Take it
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    No i dont protect animals i talk to them and your dog isnt to happy with what your doing to him hes thinking of reporting you in.

    P.S. stop asking him whos his daddy cause it upsets him he really doesnt know ok!


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