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  • 16-06-2000 10:24am
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    Lucutus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭


    A man had tickets to the World Cup Final right at
    the centre-line. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if
    anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
    "No," he says. The seat is empty.
    "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their
    right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup and not
    use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.
    I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is
    the first World Cup we haven't been to together since we got married
    in
    1967." Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
    couldn't you find someone, a friend or relative, or even a
    neighbor, to take the seat?" The man shakes his head.
    "No," he said. "They're all at the funeral."
    Lucutus of Borg


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    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    LOL


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    #3
    Dazzer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,642 ✭✭✭Dazzer


    Bleh that was taken from the leaving cert English exam this year wink.gif


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    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL OMG thats a good one smile.gif

    John


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