Peanutz

Lucutus

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as
he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and
tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper.
He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man
told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the
father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew,
the peanut flew out.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young
man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said,
"That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going
to be when he grows older?!"
The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son
in-law!"

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Lucutus of Borg

Stephen

LOL

SantaHoe

LOL, eew

Lump

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John