Fire truck

Monty - the one and only

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when
he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman's hat and
the wagon is tied to a dog.

The fireman says "Hey, little girl. What are you doing?"
The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire
truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl, that sure is
a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister," says the little girl.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the
dog to the wagon by its testicles.

"Little girl," says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your
fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little girl says, "You're probably right mister,
but then I wouldn't have a siren!

TwoShedsJackson

Pretence

good 'un

Lump

John