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Final Thoughts For 2004

  • 13-01-2005 10:05pm
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    BEAT
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    Final Thoughts for 2004:
    >
    >
    > 12. Life is sexually transmitted.
    >
    > 11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
    >
    > 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
    > an
    > erection, make him a sandwich!
    >
    > 9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
    > use
    > the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
    >
    > 8. Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good for anything, but
    > you
    > still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
    > stairs.
    >
    > 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
    > dying
    > of nothing.
    >
    > 6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
    >
    > 5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
    > attention
    > to criticism.
    >
    > 4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
    > substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
    >
    > 3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
    > world
    > is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    >
    > 2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have
    > come
    > to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
    >
    > AND THE # 1 FINAL THOUGHT FOR 2004:
    >
    > 1. Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired
    > visas (some for as long as 10-15 years). At Blockbuster you're two
    > days late with a video rental and they hunt you down like a dog. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of US immigration.


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