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WhiteWashMan

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> > Make sure you read through to the end ...
> >
> > 50 degrees-New Yorkers turn on the heat.
> > People in Ireland plant gardens.
> >
> > 40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> > People in Ireland sunbathe.
> >
> > 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start.
> > People in Ireland drive with the windows down.
> >
> > 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
> > People in Ireland throw on a T-shirt.
> >
> > 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state.
> > People in Ireland go swimming.
> >
> > Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> > People in Ireland have the last bbq before it gets cold.
> >
> > 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist.
> > People in Ireland lick flagpoles.
> >
> > 20 degrees below zero-Californians fly away to Mexico.
> > People in Ireland throw on a light jacket.
> >
> > 80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> > Irish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
> > enough.
> >
> > 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> > People in Ireland pull down their ear flaps.
> >
> > 173 degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes.
> > People in Ireland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs of
>Beer.
> >
> > 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life starts to disappear.
> > Irish sheep complain of farmers with cold hands.
> >
> > 460 degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops.
> > People in Ireland start saying "chilly, isn't it boy?"
> >
> > 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over.
> > England win Euro 2000.

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LOL, to be a real nerd...... Absoloute zero is -273 Degrees :P


John

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