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Geography Of A Woman

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  • 23-06-2000 2:39am
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    > >Geography Of A Woman
    > >Between the ages of 15 - 20, a woman is like Africa. She is half
    > >discovered,
    > >half wild.
    > >Between the ages of 20 - 30, a woman is like America. Fully discovered
    > and
    > >scientifically perfect.
    > >Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India and Japan. Very hot,
    wise
    > >and beautiful.
    > >Between the ages of 35 - 40, a woman is like France. She is half
    > destroyed
    > >after the war but still desirable.
    > >Between the ages of 40 - 50, she is like Germany. She lost the war but
    > not
    > >the hope.
    > >Between the ages of 50 - 60, she is like Russia. Very wide, very
    quiet
    > but
    > >nobody goes there.
    > >Between the ages of 60 - 70, a woman is like England. With a glorious
    > past
    > >but no future.
    > >After 70, she becomes Siberia - "Everyone knows where it is, but no
    one
    > >wants to go there".
    > >
    > >
    > >And Now We Come To The Guys ..... We Have To Be Fair, Man!
    > >
    > >A guy's life can be described as a train on a railway track!!
    > >When they are 20, they want to stop at every station.
    > >When they are 30, they can only stop at one station.
    > >When they are 40, they want to stop but they are not allowed to stop
    > >When they are 50, they want to stop but nobody wants to stop for them.
    > >When they are 60, they can't even start. How to stop?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HE HE Nicely Put

    John


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