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Hobbes · 23-06-2000 10:38pm #1

Don't click this link

Bard · 23-06-2000 11:28pm

In the words of that dude from "Payback" when Mel Gibson shoots his suitcase "MAN THATS JUST MEAN!!!"

...

Bard

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LegacyUser · 24-06-2000 7:05am

You just wasted like 5 minutes of my morning

It's about a society in freefall....

Coyote · 24-06-2000 10:36am

All you do is hold down the return button and it takes aobut 10 sec to get to the end

Coyote

Lucutus · 24-06-2000 1:40pm

When will you people learn? when Hobbes says NOT to look at something, follow his advice...

even if he does post a link to a HTML page with this script...

<SCRIPT>alert ('Hi!')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('glad you made it to my site')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i think youll like it')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('you seem like a fun person')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('this site is full of fun')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('fun fun')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('fun x10')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('we have lots of stuff here')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('lots of fun stuff that is')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('actually its not that neat')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i like these popups better')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('do you like them?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('push stop if you dont like them')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('push ok if you like them')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('im glad you like them')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('it dosent matter if you like them or not')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('because you have to push ok, ok?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('see thats what i thought')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i have a good idea')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('push ok if you want to start over')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('Hi!')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('glad you made it to my site')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('heheh, i was just kidding')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('but you can imagine what it would be like if i wasnt')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('it would be like a never ending loop of popups')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('that would be pretty neat, do you want to try?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('push ok if you do')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('Hi!')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('glad you made it to my site')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i think youll like it')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('you seem like a fun person')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('haha, i was just kidding again')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('youre probably tired of me just tricking you')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('im sorry ill stop, not really though')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('push ok if you want me to shutup')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('')</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT>alert ('')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('im tired of not talking, youre really fun to talk to')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('the doctor says i need a kidney transplant')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('can you give me a kidney?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('press ok if i can have your left kidney')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('cool thanks, you can have my old kidney')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('it wont be as good though, i think it lost its value')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('dang kidneys wont even hold their value these days')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i remember when 5 cents could buy a kidney')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('wait im not suppose to talk about that')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i hope your finger dosent hurt')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('if it does ill just laugh at you')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('press ok if your finger hurts')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('hahahahhha')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('heheheheh')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('hohohohoho')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('hahehho')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('wahahhhahaha')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('see i told you')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('you might just want to get a rubber finger')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('they are pretty cheap')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('then if you accidentally bite your finger')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('it wont hurt as much')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('well, i guess ill let you see what you came here for')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('wait, do you even know why youre here?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('you dont do you?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('well youll find out')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('peace out')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('see you later')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('enjoy the site')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('actually i was just kidding')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('im not done talking')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i like to joke alot')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('like this')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('youre pretty good looking')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('hahaha, sorry i couldnt resist')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('dont get me wrong')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('youre not the ugliest thing ive ever seen..')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('youre just close')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('being ugly isnt that bad')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i had an ucle that was ugly')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('yeah, his mom threw bricks at the hospital')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('but anyways')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('its been 85 popups, that must be a new record')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('wait no its not, i remember this one site that had 150')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('that a ton, im sure youre getting tired')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('im not really, im having fun')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('do you want to try to go to 150?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('press ok if you do')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('thats what i thought')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('actually i dont want to go to 150')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('id rather go to 200')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('its way better, you dont want to quit do you?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('ok well i dont want to force you to do anything you dont want to do')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('just click ok to quit')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('haha, you actually thought id let you quit?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('once i fell and broke my knee while i was playing dogeball')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('it hurt real bad')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('but i didnt quit')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('well i think i did')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('but my knee was broken')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('and you expect me to go on?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('geez, youre morbid.. you probably keep dead people in the basement')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('im just kidding about that')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i saw this movie once where they put dead people in a big hole')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('they went to jail, they probably died too')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('have you ever seen sesame street?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i think big bird was a serial killer')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('he probably ate that red guy')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('you know the one')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('but anyways')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('its already been 114 popups')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('were more then half way done')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('do you know any math?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('whats 678 x 23 / 45?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('nope thats wrong')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i dont know what the right answer is')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('but its not that')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('lets count')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('122..')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('123..')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('124..')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('125..')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('126..')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('127..')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i dont think were going to make it')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('just keep clicking and clicking')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('and clicking')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('and clicking')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('want to see me tell the future?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('press ok if you do')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('youre going to press ok')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('haha im a genius')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('are you tired of me yet?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('press ok if you arent')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('glad to hear it')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('you probably hate me inside')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('you need therapy')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('the kind where they tell you to bring out your tramatic childhood')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('then you cry on that little leather couch')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i hate leather couches')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i always sweat while im on them')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('but do you know what i hate more')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('when people waste my time')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i could waste your time')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('watch')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('see')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('me')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('wasting')</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT>alert ('your')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('time')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('youre probably mad')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i dont care though')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('its not my fault your so called friend sent this to you')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('im having fun')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('im glad i had a chance to annoy you')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('well, this is it, have fun, and enjoy the page')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('oh wait one more thing')</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT>alert ('DONT RUSH ME!')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('if you keep rushing me im going to keep talking')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('and youll be trapped forever')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('probably until the dinosaurs come back to life')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('how would you like that?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('then you could eat dinner with them')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('and play dinosaur games')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('that would be fun')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('they would eat you though, because they wouldnt like your attitude')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('you have a bad attitude')</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT>alert ('im sick of it')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('its been 174 popups by the way')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('so what do you want to talk about now?')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('how about the suprise at the end')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('theres a big suprise')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('but you have to wait to get it')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('youll probably be really annoyed')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i know youre not now')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('if you are you have internet rage')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('dont hurt anyone')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('ill call the police')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('youll be arrested')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('then you have to go get strip searched')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('apologize')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('press ok if you apologize')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i accept your apology')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('well its really almost 200')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('so goodbye')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('take care')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('get ready for your suprise')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('here it comes')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('press ok for your suprise')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('Hi!')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('glad you made it to my site')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('i think youll like it')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('you seem like a fun person')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('hahhhaah just kidding, you didnt really start over.. you should have counted, it wasnt 200, this is 199 though')</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT>alert ('WHHHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!')</SCRIPT>

...I love the fact I can view source code before running anything in a browser

Lucutus of Borg

[This message has been edited by Lucutus (edited 24-06-2000).]

[IAR]Nevermind · 24-06-2000 7:34pm

im goin to make a site and keep pressin ctrl and V with Hi! copyed should be fun

Mark_The_Whale · 24-06-2000 11:51pm

Oh my fu<king God!

I have a page that is vaguely similar to that but much, much less irrating and seizure-causing. http://www.durron.horizondm.com/f/index.htm
But I swear on the Darl Gods, it has no popups, but what it does have in abundance is a funny way to waste a few minutes. And I know about wasting. S'right there in my profile.

Mark the Whale. AKA Xavius the Whale.

Paladin · 25-06-2000 12:31am

We are gonna form a lynch mob to get you for that hobbes!!!

Bard · 25-06-2000 11:04pm

Hey Lucutus... re: viewing source before running anything in a browser... what do you do to do this? Right click the suspect link and "Save Target As..." in IE ?

Just curious

Bard

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LoLth · 26-06-2000 11:06am

hmmmm, maybe it's just evil for evil's sake, but is there a way to get that script to loop back to the beginning?

Shiminay · 26-06-2000 11:09am

put a:

&lt;script&gt;
while (true) {
  alert ('Hi!');
  alert ('etc');
  }
&lt;/script&gt;

Or something to that nature. You can do While Loops in JAVA-Script, can't ya?

All the best,

Dav
@B^)
My page of stuff

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