Revenge!

Lucutus

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind
it, when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute. He knocked
on the door, and the madam came to answer it, saw him and asked what he
wanted.

He said he wanted what she was selling inside, had the money to
buy it, and wasn't leaving until he got it. She thought she would have
some fun with him, so she told him to come in. Once he got in, she told him
to pick one of the girls he liked; he asked her if any of the girls had
any diseases, and of course the madam said no. But he said he'd heard
that all the men were talking about having to go
to the hospital and get shots after making love with Mable, and
THAT was the girl he wanted, and that he had the money to pay for it.

The
madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first room on the right. So
he headed down the hall dragging the frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he
came back down still dragging the frog. He paid the madam,
and picked up his wagon and headed out the door, at which time the
madam stopped him and asked him just why he picked the only girl she had
in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others. He said:
"Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out
to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
baby-sitter. When they leave, I'm going to screw the baby-sitter,
who happens to be very fond of cute little boys, and give her the
disease that I just caught. When mom and dad get back, dad will take the
baby-sitter home, and on the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch it.
When dad gets home, he and mom will go to bed, they'll make love, and mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, and he'll have a quickie with mom, and he'll catch it, and
HE'S the son-of-a-***** that ran over my frog!

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Lucutus of Borg

Lump

LOL, Nice one

John