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26-06-2000 9:45am#1Three guys who had died that day were waiting to get into heaven.
St. Peter however, realises that heaven is getting pretty full and can only let in
those who had bad deaths.
Taking the first man aside he explains this to him and the man proceeds
to tell his story:
"I was suspicious that my wife was cheating on me and so I came home early to
catch her red-handed. However, no one was there with her when I came home so I
figured he must have been hiding. I looked around everywhere to find him.
Finally I saw a guy hanging by his fingers onto the veranda of our 25th story
apartment room. I started yelling at him and stomping on his fingernails but he
still hung on. Finally I got the hammer and after a couple of smacks he
plunged to the ground.
However, he managed to fall into a bush and did not die. So, I went into the
kitchen and lifted the refrigerator onto the veranda tossing it over the veranda
on top of him. Lifting the fridge combined with my anger caused me to have a
heart-attack and die."
"It sounds like you had a rough time" said St. Peter, and he let him in.
Again St. Peter explained the situation to the second guy and he told his story:
"I was exercising on my 26th story apartment building veranda, when suddenly I
slipped and fell over. Luckily I managed to grasp on to the veranda railing of
the floor below me. Suddenly I saw this man coming and I thought "Wow, I'm
saved" but he started kicking me and then beat my fingers with a hammer.
I couldn't take it any more and I fell. I thought my life was over but luckily I
fell into a bush and was okay. But then a refrigerator came down on top
of me and crushed me"
"Wow" said St. Peter, "that sounds pretty bad." St. Peter let him in.
Next was the third man and St. Peter explained again what he had said to
the others.
The third man began his story:
"Picture this," ,he began, "I'm naked inside this refrigerator..."
Lucutus of Borg0
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Certainly about 50% of the last 300 are, but what the hey
I think I'll make it my sig file
heeheehee
Nice 'un
All the best,
Dav
@B^)
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